Things not to say to an xj owner
Originally Posted by -Dom-
Death wobble @ 50 mph
Leaving a friends yesterday and he walks up to the drivers window and says, "dude you jeep leaked oil in my driveway"
Me: "He didn't leak he was just marking his territory."
Me: "He didn't leak he was just marking his territory."
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Year: 2000
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"You need to put your vehicle back together, it looks like ****. "
Me after driving for a couple weeks w/o flares (and retainers) and bumper caps
but my least favorite
"Yeah, but what do you get for gas mileage?"
Me after driving for a couple weeks w/o flares (and retainers) and bumper caps
but my least favorite
"Yeah, but what do you get for gas mileage?"
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Year: 1996
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all the friggen time. and i say the exact same thing.
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Originally Posted by TOMMYDONE
my ex wife-" I wish you looked at me the way you look at your stupid Jeep" now she is my ex wife, nobody calls jeepasaurus stupid
My wife and i get
is that a v8 ( or is that a hot rod motor )
you should sell that thing and buy a car that gets good mpgs
buy a bronco the don't break down
whats broke on it now
that thing cant go fast (say that to the stang we smoked 3 times in a row before we got home)
is that a v8 ( or is that a hot rod motor )
you should sell that thing and buy a car that gets good mpgs
buy a bronco the don't break down
whats broke on it now
that thing cant go fast (say that to the stang we smoked 3 times in a row before we got home)
Last edited by sojimomo; Aug 2, 2011 at 08:37 PM.
[QUOTE=1996XJSport;1123128]I hear this one a lot: "Your car is so old".
that reminds me of the time my friend got his first car, 92 buick, and after i asked what year it was he guessed my xj was a 76. its a freaking 99! xjs werent even around in 76! i dont talk to him anymore.
that reminds me of the time my friend got his first car, 92 buick, and after i asked what year it was he guessed my xj was a 76. its a freaking 99! xjs werent even around in 76! i dont talk to him anymore.
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Originally Posted by UN150N
That's funny I just told my wife 5 min ago to go outside and say something nice to roxi ..she said why would I do that .. I said because we are going on vacation for a week and she needs to know you care .. she said I'm not going to say something nice to your Jeep .. so I said fine I guess your not going on vacation!!!!!




from owning an XJ.