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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by -Dom-
Death wobble @ 50 mph
Not fun at all unless you have a non-Jeeper riding with you. Nothing like seeing them grab anything and everything they can while trying to keep from sh1ting themselves.
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 12:40 PM
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Leaving a friends yesterday and he walks up to the drivers window and says, "dude you jeep leaked oil in my driveway"
Me: "He didn't leak he was just marking his territory."
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 06:28 PM
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"You need to put your vehicle back together, it looks like ****. "
Me after driving for a couple weeks w/o flares (and retainers) and bumper caps
but my least favorite

"Yeah, but what do you get for gas mileage?"
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:16 PM
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my ex wife-" I wish you looked at me the way you look at your stupid Jeep" now she is my ex wife, nobody calls jeepasaurus stupid
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TOMMYDONE
my ex wife-" I wish you looked at me the way you look at your stupid Jeep" now she is my ex wife, nobody calls jeepasaurus stupid
Well played, sir!
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:39 PM
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"Fake Jeep"
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by no rdplz

And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
all the friggen time. and i say the exact same thing.
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by anotherjeep
all the friggen time. and i say the exact same thing.
Sounds like you guys need a new parts store, or your just not in there enough! Lol
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by no rdplz
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
only made worse when the guy at the desk drives a freaking cherokee
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TOMMYDONE
my ex wife-" I wish you looked at me the way you look at your stupid Jeep" now she is my ex wife, nobody calls jeepasaurus stupid
That's funny I just told my wife 5 min ago to go outside and say something nice to roxi ..she said why would I do that .. I said because we are going on vacation for a week and she needs to know you care .. she said I'm not going to say something nice to your Jeep .. so I said fine I guess your not going on vacation!!!!!
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 08:25 PM
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My wife and i get
is that a v8 ( or is that a hot rod motor )
you should sell that thing and buy a car that gets good mpgs
buy a bronco the don't break down
whats broke on it now
that thing cant go fast (say that to the stang we smoked 3 times in a row before we got home)

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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 08:34 PM
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[QUOTE=1996XJSport;1123128]I hear this one a lot: "Your car is so old".


that reminds me of the time my friend got his first car, 92 buick, and after i asked what year it was he guessed my xj was a 76. its a freaking 99! xjs werent even around in 76! i dont talk to him anymore.
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 08:37 PM
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Does that have a V6 in it? I hate it... No it's a inline 6 ... A tractor motor dip ****
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cdawall
only made worse when the guy at the desk drives a freaking cherokee
That guy should be fired. from owning an XJ.

Last edited by 96xjclassic; Aug 2, 2011 at 09:26 PM.
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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by UN150N

That's funny I just told my wife 5 min ago to go outside and say something nice to roxi ..she said why would I do that .. I said because we are going on vacation for a week and she needs to know you care .. she said I'm not going to say something nice to your Jeep .. so I said fine I guess your not going on vacation!!!!!
I've gotta do this next time me and the wife go somewhere.
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