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Old Oct 20, 2011 | 07:43 PM
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I told my wife she just made the internet.
This afternoon she asked me, "Are you going to put the seats back in your van?"
I gave her a stare and explained how that is one of the many things not to say to an XJ owner.
She sends her regrets and will have to do the next muddy extraction hookup while the pup and I sit high and dry. lolololol
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Old Oct 20, 2011 | 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by peep
I told my wife she just made the internet.
This afternoon she asked me, "Are you going to put the seats back in your van?"
I gave her a stare and explained how that is one of the many things not to say to an XJ owner.
She sends her regrets and will have to do the next muddy extraction hookup while the pup and I sit high and dry. lolololol
Lol i tell my girl the same thing all the time whenever we have a "things not to say to an xj" moment
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Old Oct 20, 2011 | 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by peep
I told my wife she just made the internet.
This afternoon she asked me, "Are you going to put the seats back in your van?"
I gave her a stare and explained how that is one of the many things not to say to an XJ owner.
She sends her regrets and will have to do the next muddy extraction hookup while the pup and I sit high and dry. lolololol
thats amazing. i definately will consider that next time my gf gives me lip about my jeep haha
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Brett
the one i hate most
"is that a V6?"
and then theres one of my favorites (friends get in back seat)
"whats that smell?"
and first time my dad saw the jeep lifted with stock tires
"isnt that cute" he was being a Di%& on purpose... i took his beer away
hahaha the v6 one pisses me off so much. your tires r to big, that thing is a pos sell it, this girl said she'll never ride in that death trade one week later can u pull me out ahh maybe, the worst is hey bet u will get stuck suck it and crawl right threw mouths wide open
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 08:46 AM
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"That's expensive. Why do you even want bigger tires?"
"So it'll be more capable off-road. The lift gives me more clearance, and the tires help me drive over stuff. Besides, it's my hobby. When I'm not at work or sleeping, I'm messing with the Jeep."
"Sounds like a big waste of money to me. Why don't you get a new hobby that's productive?"
"Why don't you stop carrying a bottle of vodka in your purse?"

She hasn't talked to me in three days.
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by NewKindOfClown
"That's expensive. Why do you even want bigger tires?"
"So it'll be more capable off-road. The lift gives me more clearance, and the tires help me drive over stuff. Besides, it's my hobby. When I'm not at work or sleeping, I'm messing with the Jeep."
"Sounds like a big waste of money to me. Why don't you get a new hobby that's productive?"
"Why don't you stop carrying a bottle of vodka in your purse?"

She hasn't talked to me in three days.

yikes...
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 10:10 AM
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U know the "thats an expensive" hobby one makes me madder than anything , especially when it comes from the mother-in-law as shes unloading another 1,000$ worth of FLOWERS that will die when it gets cold.
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by blackol92
hahaha the v6 one pisses me off so much. your tires r to big, that thing is a pos sell it, this girl said she'll never ride in that death trade one week later can u pull me out ahh maybe, the worst is hey bet u will get stuck suck it and crawl right threw mouths wide open
my friends all give me **** for my jeep. and how i only paid 900 for her. (they all drive wrx or sti) but then they all get pissy when i dont let them drive her?! .... and my friends are all guys.. throwing a *****fit.
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by bopeep94

my friends all give me **** for my jeep. and how i only paid 900 for her. (they all drive wrx or sti) but then they all get pissy when i dont let them drive her?! .... and my friends are all guys.. throwing a *****fit.
They drive cars that look like this....

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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by GreenXJ95
They drive cars that look like this....

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not THAT intense. STOCK. but yea.
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 02:20 PM
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Is that a ****en roll cage wtf for
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
Is that a ****en roll cage wtf for
stiffens up the car, my dad has one in his supercharged slant six 1971 duster
required for some racing groups because even low cars can roll
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 03:19 PM
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Scary thoughts lol
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 03:49 PM
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Default my wife always asks

why does your jeep shake so bad and why do we always have to take it,? why cant we take my car?
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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by NewKindOfClown
"That's expensive. Why do you even want bigger tires?"
"So it'll be more capable off-road. The lift gives me more clearance, and the tires help me drive over stuff. Besides, it's my hobby. When I'm not at work or sleeping, I'm messing with the Jeep."
"Sounds like a big waste of money to me. Why don't you get a new hobby that's productive?"
"Why don't you stop carrying a bottle of vodka in your purse?"

She hasn't talked to me in three days.
winning!!!!
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