Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Pennsylvania
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: chrysler 4.0
Friend of mine got married about a year ago and i got all excited cause i washed up my xj and waxed it, got it all fancy for my buddies wedding. My fiance however was not happy hopping in and out of it in a dress during the day but my buddies were saying how good my jeep looked when i rolled up in it. Had to pop the hood and disconnect the battery terminal when i got out too. My one buddy said "now thats a real jeep" that falls into the category of things you say to an xj owner.
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From: Frederick, MD from Cleveland, OH
Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
Engine: 4.0 I6
I was messing with one of the guys at work, and he said, "You don't have any money cause you keep buying piece of **** parts for your Jeep!"
That struck home, and I corrected him angrily: "Shows what you know. I'm buying damn good parts for my piece of **** Jeep!"
We stared at each other for a second and started cracking up
That struck home, and I corrected him angrily: "Shows what you know. I'm buying damn good parts for my piece of **** Jeep!"
We stared at each other for a second and started cracking up
Originally Posted by -Dom-
"your jeep is a pos. it isn't going to last much longer"
Stupid kids in my school think they know about jeeps.
Stupid kids in my school think they know about jeeps.
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From: Tauranga, New Zealand
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
My dad told me yesterday that I cant get a lift. When I asked him why he said because its a V6. I said no its an inline 6. His response? "Same difference. That motor cant handle a lift and bigger tires"
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From: Goose Creek, SC
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
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From: Owensville, MO
Year: 1998
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 5.9
"Why didn't you buy a Wrangler? They're cooler."
If I wanted "Cool" I would have taken my bank loan and bought a 2wd 1/2 ton ford and bought a Flowmaster and a leveling kit...
If I wanted "Cool" I would have taken my bank loan and bought a 2wd 1/2 ton ford and bought a Flowmaster and a leveling kit...
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From: Lansing, MI
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
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From: Dayton, Ohio
Year: 1992
Model: Comanche
Engine: 4.0
Haha my jeep can beat most peoples pos cars. its got a 4.5" lift with a roof rack and 31s.
Originally Posted by RNTurner
My dad told me yesterday that I cant get a lift. When I asked him why he said because its a V6. I said no its an inline 6. His response? "Same difference. That motor cant handle a lift and bigger tires"


