Things not to say to an xj owner

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Jan 24, 2012 | 11:26 PM
  #2866  
Friend of mine got married about a year ago and i got all excited cause i washed up my xj and waxed it, got it all fancy for my buddies wedding. My fiance however was not happy hopping in and out of it in a dress during the day but my buddies were saying how good my jeep looked when i rolled up in it. Had to pop the hood and disconnect the battery terminal when i got out too. My one buddy said "now thats a real jeep" that falls into the category of things you say to an xj owner.
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Jan 25, 2012 | 09:08 AM
  #2867  
These two always **** me off -- "It's a soccer mom jeep" and "You should make it right hand drive so you can deliver mail" My friends are A$$ Holes
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Jan 25, 2012 | 02:29 PM
  #2868  
I was messing with one of the guys at work, and he said, "You don't have any money cause you keep buying piece of **** parts for your Jeep!"
That struck home, and I corrected him angrily: "Shows what you know. I'm buying damn good parts for my piece of **** Jeep!"
We stared at each other for a second and started cracking up
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Jan 25, 2012 | 06:23 PM
  #2869  
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Wow... Blonde?
No brunette...
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Jan 26, 2012 | 08:22 PM
  #2870  
"your jeep is a pos. it isn't going to last much longer"

Stupid kids in my school think they know about jeeps.
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Jan 26, 2012 | 08:55 PM
  #2871  
Quote: "your jeep is a pos. it isn't going to last much longer"

Stupid kids in my school think they know about jeeps.
Lol oh and "how much **** have you put into your jeep?" "Is it really worth all the money you've put into it, cuz it is a POS." I get pissed.
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Jan 26, 2012 | 09:41 PM
  #2872  
Quote: Lol oh and "how much **** have you put into your jeep?" "Is it really worth all the money you've put into it, cuz it is a POS." I get pissed.
I get that all the time, no one understands, until you take them for a trash down a winding gravel road and dont kill them.
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Jan 26, 2012 | 11:41 PM
  #2873  
"Awwwe, it`s so cute!"


Pisses me off, it's a truck. Not suppose to be cute!
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Jan 27, 2012 | 09:45 AM
  #2874  
My dad told me yesterday that I cant get a lift. When I asked him why he said because its a V6. I said no its an inline 6. His response? "Same difference. That motor cant handle a lift and bigger tires"
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Jan 27, 2012 | 09:46 AM
  #2875  
Quote: My dad told me yesterday that I cant get a lift. When I asked him why he said because its a V6. I said no its an inline 6. His response? "Same difference. That motor cant handle a lift and bigger tires"
Show him some of the builds on this site and see what he says
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Jan 27, 2012 | 10:24 AM
  #2876  
"Why didn't you buy a Wrangler? They're cooler."

If I wanted "Cool" I would have taken my bank loan and bought a 2wd 1/2 ton ford and bought a Flowmaster and a leveling kit...
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Jan 27, 2012 | 10:25 AM
  #2877  
Quote: My dad told me yesterday that I cant get a lift. When I asked him why he said because its a V6. I said no its an inline 6. His response? "Same difference. That motor cant handle a lift and bigger tires"
Show him some Youtube videos.
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Jan 27, 2012 | 10:54 AM
  #2878  
Quote: My dad told me yesterday that I cant get a lift. When I asked him why he said because its a V6. I said no its an inline 6. His response? "Same difference. That motor cant handle a lift and bigger tires"

Haha my jeep can beat most peoples pos cars. its got a 4.5" lift with a roof rack and 31s.
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Jan 27, 2012 | 11:40 AM
  #2879  
Quote: My dad told me yesterday that I cant get a lift. When I asked him why he said because its a V6. I said no its an inline 6. His response? "Same difference. That motor cant handle a lift and bigger tires"
I got all stock gearing 33x12.5 and 5inch lift my jeep handles it just nicely.
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Jan 27, 2012 | 12:05 PM
  #2880  
Quote: I got all stock gearing 33x12.5 and 5inch lift my jeep handles it just nicely.
Thats what I was tryin to tell him. He just wont believe me. Im gonna show him some videos and pics today. Im stuck drivin his pos '94 f150 for now though... The ol xj needs a water pump and new belt
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