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Old Jun 25, 2012 | 08:41 AM
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It will when the lift is on it
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Old Jul 1, 2012 | 08:42 PM
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A kid at school: what rifle do you hunt with?
Me: An ar15.
Kid: Cool! What brand?
Me: I built it so it's lots of brands.
Kid: Do you have any pics?
Meshows him pic)
Kid: Haha retard that's not an AR that's a commando!
Me: ( sweet kung Fu moves)
Moral of the story... Xj guys are crazy enough to whoop you for just about anything, so avoid being a noob.
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Old Jul 1, 2012 | 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by XJeep98Classic
Bet your XJ can't do this....
A bunny hill?
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Old Jul 1, 2012 | 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tylers89
A kid at school: what rifle do you hunt with?
Me: An ar15.
Kid: Cool! What brand?
Me: I built it so it's lots of brands.
Kid: Do you have any pics?
Meshows him pic)
Kid: Haha retard that's not an AR that's a commando!
Me: ( sweet kung Fu moves)
Moral of the story... Xj guys are crazy enough to whoop you for just about anything, so avoid being a noob.
LOL COD fanboys
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Old Jul 2, 2012 | 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by NorCalJeep
LOL COD fanboys
I hate them so much... loved Kel-Tec's KSG when it was coming out... then they put it in COD and ruined it for me.
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Old Jul 2, 2012 | 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by XJeep98Classic
Bet your XJ can't do this....
What, get high centered on a bump? You just have to go faster.
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by alnielsen
What, get high centered on a bump? You just have to go faster.
Lol
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Evilpopcorn
I hate them so much... loved Kel-Tec's KSG when it was coming out... then they put it in COD and ruined it for me.
That's how I feel about most of the ARs and SMGs I used to like. That and their "A P90 can shoot through 3 cinder block walls and still kill you in one shot. It's called armor piercing ammo" arguments.
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 09:19 PM
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"I don't think your jeep can handle all that sand on the beach!"

Said by my fiance just now. I was about to throw her back in the jeep and show her what I could do lol
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Old Jul 3, 2012 | 11:56 PM
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"Can we go through the drive-thru?"
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Old Jul 5, 2012 | 07:26 AM
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"you think we can make it through that much snow?"
"when are you going to put steps on this so it's not so difficalt to get in"
"why did you trade your truck for that"
"what else dosen't work"
first two are from the wife, the other two are from guys I work with, all my xj buddys are back home in washington state
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Old Jul 5, 2012 | 10:47 AM
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"Your leaking oil" Ol'Man
"Should probably get that fixed" best friend
"Your gunna get stuck" the EX
"can you park your 'car' somewhere else because it doesn't fit in in our neighborhood." B!tch thats part of the HOA for the place I just moved to.
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Old Jul 5, 2012 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by auburn_XJ
"can you park your 'car' somewhere else because it doesn't fit in in our neighborhood." B!tch thats part of the HOA for the place I just moved to.
that's when you paint it lime green and post huge flags on the back and creep around the neighborhood. Lol!
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Old Jul 5, 2012 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by auburn_XJ
"Your leaking oil" Ol'Man
"Should probably get that fixed" best friend
"Your gunna get stuck" the EX
"can you park your 'car' somewhere else because it doesn't fit in in our neighborhood." B!tch thats part of the HOA for the place I just moved to.
Put a fridge and some lawn chairs in your yard. Oh and some plastic pink flamingos
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Old Jul 5, 2012 | 12:15 PM
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I got asked earlier

"how much work was it converting your Volvo 240 station wagon to four wheel drive"


made me chuckle ,but the guy was totally serious
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