Passenger owns a civic and told me to drive faster. I said do you have any idea what kinda gas mileage I get.

"buddy" your jeep is linking oil. "me" good, that means its not out of oil.

Gas around here is still $4/gal. $20 will get you 5 gal. At 200 mi., that would equate to 40 mpg. [Sniffs the air] Some thing smells [/Sniffs the air]

"This rides like crap, you feel every bump."

Lol yeah I've used that one before followed by "let me know when its not leaking then I have a problem"

At an exhaust shop:
"Sure, I'll throw it up on the lift and give you an estimate after you spend three hours on it with a pressure washer."

The 'Manche didn't like that, and it dumped a few cups of coolant in his parking lot.

"You're leaking coolant."
"She does that when she's angry."

20 bucks around here gets almost 5 gallons. The 200 miles were all highway miles doing 65-70 mph light came on at 180 and it just died from no gas when I got to the pump. That 20 bucks and the 20 both got great mileage. Since then I never got to 100 like usual. I reset my trip everytime I fill so I'd say there had to be around 8-10 gallons.

"Yea I have a jeep"
"what kind of jeep?"
"Its a cherokee, xj"
"Oh so its not a real jeep"

Met up with an old class mate....
So what do you do?
Work on my jeep
Oh you have a stranger.
Nope I have a Cherokee.
Why did you buy a station wagon?

What is a stranger?

I wonder if it's autocorrect for "Wrangler" lol

In a similar vein but non-offensive, I had a coworker say "what year is your Wagoneer or whatever it is?"

Its funny becahse, in all reality, an xj js a wagon lol

Don't blame him. Changing a fuel pump on my friend's xj with mud all over underneath it was miserable

I work on my truck; I know it sucks. I was just asking the guy for an estimate, but the timing of the leak made me laugh.

Stupid auto correct. Wrangler.