Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Kansas
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 190-hp, 4.0-liter I-6
Yeah i think he was even carrying old Semi parts. I just looped one strap around our hitches a few times and pulled him right out in 4low. lol he would've killed me if i was rough with "Big Red". That thing doesn't even have the Diesel engine and he brags that it can "Out tow" anything. He's one of those self-centered football jock types, but i made friends with him so he protected me

And last i heard of him he was facing Domestic assault charges for setting of an acid bomb in his Ex's front yard. Defiantly isn't too bright.
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From: Colorado
Year: 1992 Cherokee Sport
Engine: Bone-Stock 242
Yeah, some times I'm absolutely convinced my IQ is double that of my high school friends. So glad i don't go there anymore!
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From: Kansas
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 190-hp, 4.0-liter I-6
Oh yeah I can't wait to get out of high school. And to get back on topic, awhile back ago a gmc said this to me when. I asked where do you wanna go? "Well can yours even go anywhere?" Not exactly what he said but similar I can't remember all that wassaid but needless to say on the first hill, he backed down and left. Lol
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From: Colorado
Year: 1992 Cherokee Sport
Engine: Bone-Stock 242
Yeah if i didn't live in such a flat area i would've been challenging people on trails. All i can do here though is make people follow me through oil fields, the workers usually don't mind and laugh their asses off when the guys following me get stuck. Free entertainment on the job i guess!
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Joined: Feb 2012
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From: Kansas
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 190-hp, 4.0-liter I-6
Yeah if i didn't live in such a flat area i would've been challenging people on trails. All i can do here though is make people follow me through oil fields, the workers usually don't mind and laugh their asses off when the guys following me get stuck. Free entertainment on the job i guess!
My neighbor ask "why are you cutting off some of you fender?"...
Reply, "So it will lighten my Jeep, and I will get more MPG, and go fast".
He always ask where do I go to get so much mud on my Jeep...
Duh, in the mountains....
Reply, "So it will lighten my Jeep, and I will get more MPG, and go fast".
He always ask where do I go to get so much mud on my Jeep...
Duh, in the mountains....
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From: Cali
Year: 1993
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 5.2
One particular doucher at my school likes to bash on my 2001 XJ. He used to drive a WJ. He'd say things like:
"Your Jeep sucks because it's an 80s Jeep."
"Your Jeep sucks because of the paint."
"Your Jeep is probably only worth $200."
and my personal favorite display of ignorance...
"My Jeep is better because it's the GRAND Cherokee. It's the GRANDER version of yours. It's faster, has a better engine, and is better off road."
This kid likes to talk **** about my Jeep every day. Reasons are unknown.
"Your Jeep sucks because it's an 80s Jeep."
"Your Jeep sucks because of the paint."
"Your Jeep is probably only worth $200."
and my personal favorite display of ignorance...
"My Jeep is better because it's the GRAND Cherokee. It's the GRANDER version of yours. It's faster, has a better engine, and is better off road."
This kid likes to talk **** about my Jeep every day. Reasons are unknown.
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From: Frederick, MD from Cleveland, OH
Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
Engine: 4.0 I6
...two more years.
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From: Carrollton, GA
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: Inline 6 4.0L High Output
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From: Frederick, MD from Cleveland, OH
Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
Engine: 4.0 I6


