why is that thing always parked in my garage with the hood up?
you never do anything under the hood, an it seems like everytime its here you pull the tires off?

 

Shes obv never been in an import before. My Suzuki Swift makes the XJ feel like the most comfortable car ever. And most of my friends agree.

 

lol that's awesome

When the lifted 4runner starts stealing your sweet parking space in the snow drift. ::shakes fist::

 

Is the one of those toys u get outta the cereal box?? Or am I just looking at my truck to much?

 

Somebody had to have mentioned this before. This happened to me a couple of months ago but I forgot to post it.

Telling my buddy I was going to either put a 4.5 or 6.5 RC lift on my XJ. He asked my why I don't just put on a 3 in lift and a 1.5 in body lift

 

Haha body lift has been mentioned a bunch on here lol... But always funny haha

 

I just turned around and walked away from that conversation LOL!

 

Haha lol... I was talking to my friends today in school about the lift I'm going to do and someone's like "why don't you just buy a body kit instead" I'm like stfu .___. I'm not a ricer haha

 

Just reminded me of another thing someone shouldn't say to an XJ owner.
My one friend said my Jeep was crap and wasn't good at anything, I convinced him to drag race me in his little ricer Pontiac Sunfire...Jeep won

 

Haha no surprise there

 

I was surprised, I didn't know that an XJ had such good acceleration from a dead stop

 

My xj runs like a turd... guess that's what I get for running 33/12.5s on stock gearing.... also there WAS a local 4x4 shop trying to sell me a 2 inch body lift...... they are no longer in busy and I got to talk down to a guy who a lot of the locals thought was the greatest thing ever

 

My V8 can out pull your jeep.

Already proven to not be true multiple times. My friend said he wants to do a tug of war after im done with my turbo. But the chevy guys say it all the time. Really starting to **** me off not going to lie at all

 

"Your jeep is ugly and you did the ****in retard thing and hacked your fenders up before you lifted it more"

She didn't like my TJ flares and was talking **** on my XJ with 3" (soon to be 5) on 33s, compared to her boyfriends on bald 31s who rubs hard because he didn't trim

 

One of my buddies from school (who is a Toyota freak) stopped by the house today to check out my Cherokee. He said oh pretty cool. His sister said "If you lift that your axels are going to break". I replied with " I will believe you if you can tell me what's under there" she said "Dana 44,s" what a retard! ( I have the Dana 30 and dana35 still)