So, talking to my sister on the phone and telling her that I sold my 2009 Mini and bought another XJ. This is the following conversation that ensued:

Sister: "you know Jeeps are like tampons, every B**ch has owned one"
Me: " I think you mean wronglers"
Sister: "isn't that what you got?"
Me: "no, I got a Cherokee. Remember the black one I used to have? I got another one, except it's purple. Besides, do I look like F***ing Barbie to you?"
Sister: "......"

This coming from the chick who has never owned a vehicle and doesn't have a license.

 

My girl is completely down for in my Jeep. Guess I can brag...I found the right one.

 

They'll learn, just be patient lol

 

If not that's what they made handcuffs for ;p

 

A-OOOOO!

 

Same here!!!!! Just gotta wait for it to warm up lol.

 

Not gonna lie...I actually wish we had a place like that around here. :/


Lol last time we hopped onto a dirt road a cop came walking up onto us, and I got out was like officer we were doing anything blah blah blah... (we actually weren't. She was on the phone and we both were in the front still)

So long story short he followed us...and its a paved road that turns to gravel then dirt then to where only 4x4s can make it...but he had gotten stuck in the mud and walk almost a mile to come and find me to ask me to pull him out..hahaha So needless to say he didn't ask any question and got a ride back, got pulled out and then went on his way. hahahah So ever since the beds been before the Jeep. haha

 

that's awesome.

There was a cop following a motorcyclist around a super curvy road near my folks house last week and the biker must have taken a turn too fast cause the cop blurped him. Unfortunately a cruiser can't handle those turns as well as a bike and he ended up stuck in a ditch in someone's front lawn and the home owner had to pull him out. Bike got away too. Lol

 

if its such a problem why don't you go back to stock?
ytf would i do that

 

Got a girl at work that is buying an 06 wrangler she told me she is buying a real jeep I walked away pissed as he**

 

I told the guys at work the stock roll bar on a TJ just collapses, and I just proved last week that unibody construction is superior. He still disagreed with me, and he drives a Toyota Tacoma...

 

Take her to the trails, show her what an xj does

 

Man card revoked

 

"Did you really cut slits in your fenders and pound them up in??!!"

 

ROFL, teenagers get all riled up over the dumbest things. I think some of you need to get out more.... Crying about some stupid comment people might give you? Cmon..