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Old Oct 21, 2011 | 06:47 PM
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Girlfriend just informed me "she doesn't think about the jeep all the time" LOL. So I informed her that it has recently become apparent to me that she's not truly commited to our relationship and I was going to pull her jeep card and she would have to leave.. LMAO. (She owns a jeep also. And I was only kidding with her.),,,
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Old Oct 22, 2011 | 12:32 AM
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How do u stand this ride? Its so rough and makes so much racket...
Well buddy that's howmy jeepis if u don't likeit get out haha
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Old Oct 22, 2011 | 09:54 PM
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The other day a real good friend asked me...
" y do you spend so much $ on sumthin UR gunna b spendin $ on again next week on sumthin else..... y not just get a new 4x4 truck or suv?!?! " I replied

Who's been totin u n UR family around every year during the snow storms when nobody else can even get outa their driveways even with their $25k 4x4's?!?!

He said... Hey man I've only known you for like 8 years so that's not that long if ya think about it!!!
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 87xj Pioneer
The other day a real good friend asked me...
" y do you spend so much $ on sumthin UR gunna b spendin $ on again next week on sumthin else..... y not just get a new 4x4 truck or suv?!?! " I replied

Who's been totin u n UR family around every year during the snow storms when nobody else can even get outa their driveways even with their $25k 4x4's?!?!

He said... Hey man I've only known you for like 8 years so that's not that long if ya think about it!!!
... 8 years is a VERY long time.
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by GreenXJ95
They drive cars that look like this....
I pulled one of those out of a ditch once... New yorkers...
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 12:52 PM
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You should buy a FJ cruiser ...
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by xjfirefighter
You should buy a FJ cruiser ...
did you slap em... hard???
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by VTJeep

did you slap em... hard???
Hard enough for a restraining order
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by forgottenxj
Simone ounce asked if id forgotten the milk I didnt get it to make a long story short he called my xi a freaking station wagon

somewhere in here, a cali highway patrolman said: "your gonna love this... xj's are classified as station wagons... grands' are sport utility..."

so... technically correct, although incredibly funny... a GD station wagon? are you KIDDING me? smack the idiot who made that the classification!!!
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by xjfirefighter
Hard enough for a restraining order

hahahahahahhahahahaha..... too bad when in your jeep ya cant be stopped, contained, or even restrained!!!

but seriously, whats a little physical abuse between friends? the bruises are just the signs of really, really aggressive love...
...right....
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by xjfirefighter
Hard enough for a restraining order

hahahahahahhahahahaha..... too bad when in your jeep ya cant be stopped, contained, or even restrained!!!

but seriously, whats a little physical abuse between friends? the bruises are just the signs of really, really aggressive love...
...right....
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 01:10 PM
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oops, double posting...
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 02:08 PM
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"You jeep's stupid because it doesnt have any Chevy parts on it."

The sad thing is. My jeep actually has Chevy parts on it.
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 02:23 PM
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My wife rages when I call her XJ a station wagon, or when leaving, I say I'm taking my station wagon for a ride. lol

"It's not a station wagon!" she says. lol
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Old Oct 23, 2011 | 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by mithuth
My wife rages when I call her XJ a station wagon, or when leaving, I say I'm taking my station wagon for a ride. lol

"It's not a station wagon!" she says. lol
Uh yeah it is. Most titles till around 90-91 said SW in the body type. They changed it to SUV when that stupid craze started around 90-91.
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