Things not to say to an xj owner
Girlfriend just informed me "she doesn't think about the jeep all the time" LOL. So I informed her that it has recently become apparent to me that she's not truly commited to our relationship and I was going to pull her jeep card and she would have to leave.. LMAO. (She owns a jeep also. And I was only kidding with her.),,,
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Joined: Mar 2011
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From: Shawnee, Oklahoma
Year: 1987
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.2 .020 over
The other day a real good friend asked me...
" y do you spend so much $ on sumthin UR gunna b spendin $ on again next week on sumthin else..... y not just get a new 4x4 truck or suv?!?! " I replied
Who's been totin u n UR family around every year during the snow storms when nobody else can even get outa their driveways even with their $25k 4x4's?!?!
He said... Hey man I've only known you for like 8 years so that's not that long if ya think about it!!!
" y do you spend so much $ on sumthin UR gunna b spendin $ on again next week on sumthin else..... y not just get a new 4x4 truck or suv?!?! " I replied
Who's been totin u n UR family around every year during the snow storms when nobody else can even get outa their driveways even with their $25k 4x4's?!?!
He said... Hey man I've only known you for like 8 years so that's not that long if ya think about it!!!
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Joined: Jan 2011
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From: Converse, Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6
The other day a real good friend asked me...
" y do you spend so much $ on sumthin UR gunna b spendin $ on again next week on sumthin else..... y not just get a new 4x4 truck or suv?!?! " I replied
Who's been totin u n UR family around every year during the snow storms when nobody else can even get outa their driveways even with their $25k 4x4's?!?!
He said... Hey man I've only known you for like 8 years so that's not that long if ya think about it!!!
" y do you spend so much $ on sumthin UR gunna b spendin $ on again next week on sumthin else..... y not just get a new 4x4 truck or suv?!?! " I replied
Who's been totin u n UR family around every year during the snow storms when nobody else can even get outa their driveways even with their $25k 4x4's?!?!
He said... Hey man I've only known you for like 8 years so that's not that long if ya think about it!!!
somewhere in here, a cali highway patrolman said: "your gonna love this... xj's are classified as station wagons... grands' are sport utility..."
so... technically correct, although incredibly funny... a GD station wagon? are you KIDDING me? smack the idiot who made that the classification!!!
hahahahahahhahahahaha..... too bad when in your jeep ya cant be stopped, contained, or even restrained!!!
but seriously, whats a little physical abuse between friends? the bruises are just the signs of really, really aggressive love...
...right....
hahahahahahhahahahaha..... too bad when in your jeep ya cant be stopped, contained, or even restrained!!!
but seriously, whats a little physical abuse between friends? the bruises are just the signs of really, really aggressive love...
...right....
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Joined: Oct 2011
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From: Warren, PA 16365
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
My wife rages when I call her XJ a station wagon, or when leaving, I say I'm taking my station wagon for a ride. lol
"It's not a station wagon!" she says. lol
"It's not a station wagon!" she says. lol
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From: Lantana, Fl
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee (XJ)
Engine: 4.Slow
Originally Posted by mithuth
My wife rages when I call her XJ a station wagon, or when leaving, I say I'm taking my station wagon for a ride. lol
"It's not a station wagon!" she says. lol
"It's not a station wagon!" she says. lol


