Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Grand Junction, CO
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I-6
Guy in work parking lot "Hey you left your lights on!"
Me "Thanks, but they turn off on their own after a minute."
Guy "Really?! I didn't think vehicles that old had that technonlogy!"
It's a 99 for cryin' out loud!
Me "Thanks, but they turn off on their own after a minute."
Guy "Really?! I didn't think vehicles that old had that technonlogy!"
It's a 99 for cryin' out loud!
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From: long island,NY
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: straight 6
Why did you buy that ****ty jeep you should have bought a new car?(the rich kids in my school) my answer: im not a spoiled pos like you i work for my **** dont call me in the winter when you are stuck
Is this thing fast? Well i beat hondas like yours be4 but thats not saying much hondas are slow
i thought your jeep was green? i get this one alotafter the mud is off the jeep is really blue haha
your jeep will never pull my real truck out u will need 6 of them to do that the kids duramax got stuck guees wat pulled it out
Why didnt you get a wrangler? cuz barbie drives a wrangler
Is this thing fast? Well i beat hondas like yours be4 but thats not saying much hondas are slow
i thought your jeep was green? i get this one alotafter the mud is off the jeep is really blue haha
your jeep will never pull my real truck out u will need 6 of them to do that the kids duramax got stuck guees wat pulled it out
Why didnt you get a wrangler? cuz barbie drives a wrangler
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From: Southern California
Year: 1989 Laredo
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Inline 6 Renix
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From: Llewellyn, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
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From: Carrollton, Georgia
Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Liter High Output
Guy; Why didn't you buy a real Jeep.
Me; This ones better... Why didn't you buy a real hummer?
Guy; $#%#
He drove an H3 and was unable to even really ride that day i however lead the pack in my 92 two door stock with 243 bfgs
Me; This ones better... Why didn't you buy a real hummer?
Guy; $#%#
He drove an H3 and was unable to even really ride that day i however lead the pack in my 92 two door stock with 243 bfgs
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From: Cloquet, MN
Year: 2000 Ltd.
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
"Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
If you think about it though, just imagine how many idiots go in that have a Grand Cherokee and don't know the difference between the Grand and regular and ask for parts for a Cherokee. I've gotten the same question from my auto parts guys and I asked them about it and they said they do get A LOT of morons (said it more politely) that don't know what their driving. I too get annoyed at the question, but I know it's not because they're tying to insult my intelligence. Maybe I should just buy more parts so they know me better....or not.
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From: Llewellyn, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
I'm sure someone probably responded to this, but I don't have enough time to read all the pages so I appologize is this is a repost.
If you think about it though, just imagine how many idiots go in that have a Grand Cherokee and don't know the difference between the Grand and regular and ask for parts for a Cherokee. I've gotten the same question from my auto parts guys and I asked them about it and they said they do get A LOT of morons (said it more politely) that don't know what their driving. I too get annoyed at the question, but I know it's not because they're tying to insult my intelligence. Maybe I should just buy more parts so they know me better....or not.
If you think about it though, just imagine how many idiots go in that have a Grand Cherokee and don't know the difference between the Grand and regular and ask for parts for a Cherokee. I've gotten the same question from my auto parts guys and I asked them about it and they said they do get A LOT of morons (said it more politely) that don't know what their driving. I too get annoyed at the question, but I know it's not because they're tying to insult my intelligence. Maybe I should just buy more parts so they know me better....or not.
"This things a POS, all it does is rattle and clank."
It's not rattling or clanking, It's telling me it loves me!
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From: Fort Collins, CO
Year: 1996
Engine: 4.0L HO
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From: Llewellyn, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
HAHA LOL, my jeep's always rattling. The button in my parking brake rattles, my 4X4 lever rattles, my glove box rattles (sometimes), something under my dash rattles, and when I'm going up a hill my electric fan kicks on and rattles because it's missing a bolt on the bottom. It's kind of sad that I can recognize and point out all of my Jeep's unusual noises.
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From: York PA/State College PA
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
Pure awesomeness. I'm getting a sticker that says "If I wanted a Hummer, I'd have asked your sister"