Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Mercer County, NJ
Year: 2001
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Girlfriend-"you sound like your breaking something whenever you pat your dashboard"
Me-"yeah I probably am it's a jeep. Just empty every pocket."
Me-"yeah I probably am it's a jeep. Just empty every pocket."
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From: fallon, nv
Year: 1988
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things never to say to an xj owner
me to my buddy: bet my mj will whop ur xj *** offroad
my buddy: case of beer ur wrong
needless to say I got drunk for free that night muahahahahah
me to my buddy: bet my mj will whop ur xj *** offroad
my buddy: case of beer ur wrong
needless to say I got drunk for free that night muahahahahah
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Well assuming they are both the same drivetrain, there is no reason why it couldn't, except the XJ has weight in the back which helps a lot.
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From: fallon, nv
Year: 1988
Model: Cherokee
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Originally Posted by Rustie
"Your vehicle is 18 years old? Aren't you embarrassed? Isn't that like, a classic now?"
I asked the uneducated Jetta driver if she was embarrassed to drive a vehicle that was manufactured by a company sponsored by Hitler. She asked me why a **** leader would sponsor an Italian car. What? :|
Clearly I'm quite proud of the rust spots that spread like cancer and oil leak that now smells when NOT running... it's all just character, really.
I pulled out another SUV this weekend. Well, if the Lexus LX can be called an SUV. I don't really see how "utility" comes to mind when looking at that. So no, I'm not embarrassed at all.
I asked the uneducated Jetta driver if she was embarrassed to drive a vehicle that was manufactured by a company sponsored by Hitler. She asked me why a **** leader would sponsor an Italian car. What? :|
Clearly I'm quite proud of the rust spots that spread like cancer and oil leak that now smells when NOT running... it's all just character, really.
I pulled out another SUV this weekend. Well, if the Lexus LX can be called an SUV. I don't really see how "utility" comes to mind when looking at that. So no, I'm not embarrassed at all.
That's great man
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Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
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today i get sent to the office to talk to my AP.
he says was that you in the big truck with no parking pass i saw out there?
i was like well first of all its a jeep and yes i dont have a parking pass
then he was like you better buy one before i tow it.
my smart *** is like your gonna need a pretty big tow truck.
same day in class we started talking about cars and my *****y teacher asked me what type of car i had.
me- i have a jeep its not a car or a truck its a jeep
teacher- jeep like the ones with the soft top
me- no. a cherokee
teacher- that is a piece of crap my van is better.
my friend- you better watch what you say he has a 9k pound winch that can pull or car into the middle of the road
me- AHAHAHA
he says was that you in the big truck with no parking pass i saw out there?
i was like well first of all its a jeep and yes i dont have a parking pass
then he was like you better buy one before i tow it.
my smart *** is like your gonna need a pretty big tow truck.
same day in class we started talking about cars and my *****y teacher asked me what type of car i had.
me- i have a jeep its not a car or a truck its a jeep
teacher- jeep like the ones with the soft top
me- no. a cherokee
teacher- that is a piece of crap my van is better.
my friend- you better watch what you say he has a 9k pound winch that can pull or car into the middle of the road
me- AHAHAHA
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Year: 1995
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today i get sent to the office to talk to my AP.
he says was that you in the big truck with no parking pass i saw out there?
i was like well first of all its a jeep and yes i dont have a parking pass
then he was like you better buy one before i tow it.
my smart *** is like your gonna need a pretty big tow truck.
same day in class we started talking about cars and my *****y teacher asked me what type of car i had.
me- i have a jeep its not a car or a truck its a jeep
teacher- jeep like the ones with the soft top
me- no. a cherokee
teacher- that is a piece of crap my van is better.
my friend- you better watch what you say he has a 9k pound winch that can pull or car into the middle of the road
me- AHAHAHA
he says was that you in the big truck with no parking pass i saw out there?
i was like well first of all its a jeep and yes i dont have a parking pass
then he was like you better buy one before i tow it.
my smart *** is like your gonna need a pretty big tow truck.
same day in class we started talking about cars and my *****y teacher asked me what type of car i had.
me- i have a jeep its not a car or a truck its a jeep
teacher- jeep like the ones with the soft top
me- no. a cherokee
teacher- that is a piece of crap my van is better.
my friend- you better watch what you say he has a 9k pound winch that can pull or car into the middle of the road
me- AHAHAHA
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From: Arizona
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
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One better, these 2 guys both have matching broncos (totally in a bromance) start talking **** one day about how they went out to this local place that my moms camaro could go through. So my being the smart *** I am say, "thats ***** **** ever hear of crown king?" "no" "oh well take your mall crawlers up there and after you get stuck on the first hill call me, ill be glad to come take pics and drive on by" them" **** you *****" and they left. Well that started this whole prank war starting with them blocking me in the school lot after I had praked that morning and when I went to leave I lunch. so I called my buddy with this ok 1500 and asked if he could come move these guys. Well he showed up and winched one out enough for me to sqeeze between them. Put some zipties on their driveshafts(great prank) and left. But not without leaving a note that said "get a real jeep" they saran wrapped my car the next day.(woo just tore it off and put it on one of the broncos.
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From: Vancouver, B.C.
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That was nearly impossible to read due to the lack of English....
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.
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From: Arizona
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
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Originally Posted by Rustie
That was nearly impossible to read due to the lack of English....
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.
And no.... I dont diss people for only driving a certian car truck suv or jeep. Only dumb people who act stupid and think their all that. As for broncos, I love them, just not the punk kids who drive them.
Maybe you need to learn this. Just Empty Every Pocket.
So if you liked your bronco so much sell your xj and go get it back.
Oh and my english is fine thanks tho
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From: Fort Collins, CO
Year: 1996
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That was nearly impossible to read due to the lack of English....
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.
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From: Vancouver, B.C.
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Your inability to type without filling the screen with curse words is what I meant by lack of English. We're Jeep owners, not thugs. Or did I miss the memo?
MrFajita - I'm an XJ owner, just like the rest of you. I believe what I said can be said to anyone... regardless of the make and model of their vehicle. There comes a time when one should be able to act their age while still boasting proudly about their vehicle.
All I'm saying is that half of you come across as inbred rednecks. And it's embarrassing. Sure, be proud of your vehicle and what you've put into it and what she's gotten you through. But grow up.
A reply to this post isn't needed, as I'm sure it'll be full of asterisks and run downs.
Things not to say to an XJ owner: Grow up.
-Because apparently only children own them.
MrFajita - I'm an XJ owner, just like the rest of you. I believe what I said can be said to anyone... regardless of the make and model of their vehicle. There comes a time when one should be able to act their age while still boasting proudly about their vehicle.
All I'm saying is that half of you come across as inbred rednecks. And it's embarrassing. Sure, be proud of your vehicle and what you've put into it and what she's gotten you through. But grow up.
A reply to this post isn't needed, as I'm sure it'll be full of asterisks and run downs.
Things not to say to an XJ owner: Grow up.
-Because apparently only children own them.
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From: WNY
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 High Output
That was nearly impossible to read due to the lack of English....
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.
I'm starting to find parts of this site incredibly juvenile. Are we here to brag about the stupid s.hit pranks we pull on people who don't own jeeps because..*gasp*..only Jeeps are worthy of the 4x4 title and everything else shall bow down? I'll tell you this.. when I owned a Bronco, I didn't have NEARLY as many problems as I've had since buying my XJ. And it handled mud better. Juuuuuuuust sayin'
I'm almost embarrassed to own a Jeep now.