Damn I have donated a good amount of money then. Lucky hummers lol then again they need it probably

 

Next ask the Hummer driver if that’s the new Kia SUV.
Or why even the Chinese didn't want to buy Hummer!

 

Quote from my girl..."babe im gonna try to drift your car." Me-"first its a jeep, not a car, second, do you see that warning sticker? It says don't drive like an idiot, you'll roll and die."

 

Oh man thats priceless I love it. The best thing is in the manual it says that when in 4wd to be careful to still drive careful due to the increased power the car has and not to go crazy.

 

Friend- "Man, I don't dig this stump out"
Me-"Ive got the Jeep here and some chain, lets just rip it out"
Friend-"Jeeps can't pull out stumps dude"

after an hour of taking out a fence to get my XJ in his backyard, I ripped that stump out first try! haha

 

me: earl, lets go to tenn, found an awsome jeep for 3g.s
earl: nice, is it a soft top?
meafter sending pic) no, it.s a cherokee
earl: o, i thought u meant a jeep jeep.

then we went and got it, fell in love. his 06 wrongler with 37,000 miles, and my 92 with 200,000, and i passed him on the icey up hill... not much talkin after that. hehe. i love my xj

 

My girlfriend said her little brother drove a jeep like mine....i get to her parent's place and its a Ford Escape.

 

der der der, lol.

 

Dad: It's a '91? You are crazy, you will be looking for a new vehicle by the end of the year.
Me: Naw, it's a JEEP.

Dad: You will be fixing something on that every month.
Me: That is part of the fun, and I can fix it myself.

BTW, I am 41 years old, so I really don't have to worry about what my dad thinks. All I do is smile. I am sure he will be happy the first time I pull his Ranger out of a snow drift.

 

"Your vehicle is 18 years old? Aren't you embarrassed? Isn't that like, a classic now?"
I asked the uneducated Jetta driver if she was embarrassed to drive a vehicle that was manufactured by a company sponsored by Hitler. She asked me why a **** leader would sponsor an Italian car. What? :|


Clearly I'm quite proud of the rust spots that spread like cancer and oil leak that now smells when NOT running... it's all just character, really.

I pulled out another SUV this weekend. Well, if the Lexus LX can be called an SUV. I don't really see how "utility" comes to mind when looking at that. So no, I'm not embarrassed at all.

 

When are you going to quit driving that Rambler and get a real truck?

 

thats harsh

 

Retard at school-"Why is there a whole bunch of mud below your door?"
Me-It's not mud....its rust

 

My close friend.. what's an xj? Me... are you fing kidding me right now?
Look that one up on google u disappointed me;( convo over!

 

Agreed^