Things not to say to an xj owner

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Jan 18, 2011 | 09:52 PM
  #421  
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I always tell him my Cherokee's got plenty (of Luxury), the air conditioner still works.


Classic!

My 99 has cup holders and a functioning rear wiper. Lap O luxury baby!
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Jan 18, 2011 | 09:55 PM
  #422  
Quote: Shouldve hit him. Haha
I've come close to hitting a few people lol. Instead of doing that I'll just charge them out the *** when I have to pull their cars out of snow banks and ditches this winter .
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Jan 18, 2011 | 11:14 PM
  #423  
Quote: You must be under 30. It was an ad on TV, A rich guy in a Rolls pulls next to another rich old fart in another Rolls and asks for fancy mustard.
isnt it from waynes world as well?
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Jan 19, 2011 | 12:14 AM
  #424  
Waynes World came out after the Poupon commercial, it was referencing it as well.
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Jan 19, 2011 | 02:41 AM
  #425  
You just lifted your jeep so it could be as awesome as my trooper - my friend Trevor
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Jan 19, 2011 | 08:41 AM
  #426  
Quote: You just lifted your jeep so it could be as awesome as my trooper - my friend Trevor
hahaha tell him to go pick up his sisters soccer team, while you go out wheelin.
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Jan 19, 2011 | 09:45 AM
  #427  
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hahaha tell him to go pick up his sisters soccer team, while you go out wheelin.
I should've thought of that haha
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Jan 19, 2011 | 11:02 AM
  #428  
Is that an explorer?


Heard that recently
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Jan 19, 2011 | 11:29 AM
  #429  
Quote: "Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"

And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
I get that crap all the time... "The grand Cherokee or the little one..." D*** Holes..... LOL
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Jan 19, 2011 | 11:38 AM
  #430  
Quote: #2: Calling a Jeep a CAR.
X2

its only a car if you race it
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Jan 19, 2011 | 11:41 AM
  #431  
my cousin told me that i should get a scion xb because they are the new xjs.
i pulled over and made him walk home.
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Jan 19, 2011 | 11:56 AM
  #432  
Quote: my cousin told me that i should get a scion xb because they are the new xjs.
i pulled over and made him walk home.
good for you! Such blasphemy would lead to a permanent ban in mine.
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Jan 19, 2011 | 12:03 PM
  #433  
yea well hes my cousin haha what can ya do right haha
although i did hit him one good time for mistakin a hummer for an xj
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Jan 19, 2011 | 03:03 PM
  #434  
Quote: hahaha tell him to go pick up his sisters soccer team, while you go out wheelin.
How old is the sister? That might not be a bad proposition to do yourself. Pick up the girls from soccer practice and THEN go wheeling (and leave the friend at home)?
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Jan 19, 2011 | 03:44 PM
  #435  
today we had an ice storm basically.

so me and my friends are all here in a parking lot and i kinda slid on this turn kinda like a drift. so i park and get out and walk in and they just say "hahaha ppl who drive jeeps are terrible drivers" so after school i jump in my jeep while there all watching and fly down in reverse and did a perfect J-turn and sped away. cant wait to hear about it 2morrow.........
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