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I always tell him my Cherokee's got plenty (of Luxury), the air conditioner still works.
I always tell him my Cherokee's got plenty (of Luxury), the air conditioner still works.

Classic!
My 99 has cup holders and a functioning rear wiper. Lap O luxury baby!

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I've come close to hitting a few people lol. Instead of doing that I'll just charge them out the *** when I have to pull their cars out of snow banks and ditches this winter Originally Posted by Jeep95
Shouldve hit him. Haha
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isnt it from waynes world as well?Originally Posted by Bustedback
You must be under 30. It was an ad on TV, A rich guy in a Rolls pulls next to another rich old fart in another Rolls and asks for fancy mustard.
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hahaha tell him to go pick up his sisters soccer team, while you go out wheelin.Originally Posted by Ol' Bloo
You just lifted your jeep so it could be as awesome as my trooper - my friend Trevor
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hahaha tell him to go pick up his sisters soccer team, while you go out wheelin.
I should've thought of that hahaOriginally Posted by coyote1
hahaha tell him to go pick up his sisters soccer team, while you go out wheelin.
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"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
I get that crap all the time... "The grand Cherokee or the little one..." D*** Holes..... LOLOriginally Posted by no rdplz
"Why didn't you get a 4runner?""Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
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my cousin told me that i should get a scion xb because they are the new xjs.
i pulled over and made him walk home.
i pulled over and made him walk home.
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i pulled over and made him walk home.
good for you! Such blasphemy would lead to a permanent ban in mine.Originally Posted by Sno_Blynd
my cousin told me that i should get a scion xb because they are the new xjs.i pulled over and made him walk home.
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yea well hes my cousin haha what can ya do right haha
although i did hit him one good time for mistakin a hummer for an xj
although i did hit him one good time for mistakin a hummer for an xj
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How old is the sister? That might not be a bad proposition to do yourself. Pick up the girls from soccer practice and THEN go wheeling (and leave the friend at home)? Originally Posted by coyote1
hahaha tell him to go pick up his sisters soccer team, while you go out wheelin.

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today we had an ice storm basically.
so me and my friends are all here in a parking lot and i kinda slid on this turn kinda like a drift. so i park and get out and walk in and they just say "hahaha ppl who drive jeeps are terrible drivers" so after school i jump in my jeep while there all watching and fly down in reverse and did a perfect J-turn and sped away. cant wait to hear about it 2morrow.........
so me and my friends are all here in a parking lot and i kinda slid on this turn kinda like a drift. so i park and get out and walk in and they just say "hahaha ppl who drive jeeps are terrible drivers" so after school i jump in my jeep while there all watching and fly down in reverse and did a perfect J-turn and sped away. cant wait to hear about it 2morrow.........
