Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Tempe, AZ
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: l6 242
its the trifecta between my hip, the seat belt buckle, and the center console, one on each side. can hold a can of beer up to a 44oz big gulp. works a lot better than the actual "cup holders" in the center console of every other vehicle i've owned, especially that damn astro van, i turn a corner and anything i put in the damn thing falls out and spills on the floor
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From: Illinois
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 inline 6
1. guy in ditch that im pulling out: is that thing 4 wheel drive?
my response:... nooo its 2 1/2 wheel drive yes its 4 wheel drive and i suggest if you wanna get out of that ditch tonight you wont ask me anymore stupid questions d.a.
2. f350 powerstroker: you wanna hook chains
response: nahh you wanna go play in the mud and see who gets stuck first
3. nabor whos mommy bought them an h3 piece oh s#*t: i rather have my hummer then your jeep
response
h well i guess... (look at my signature) hahahaha
my response:... nooo its 2 1/2 wheel drive yes its 4 wheel drive and i suggest if you wanna get out of that ditch tonight you wont ask me anymore stupid questions d.a.
2. f350 powerstroker: you wanna hook chains
response: nahh you wanna go play in the mud and see who gets stuck first
3. nabor whos mommy bought them an h3 piece oh s#*t: i rather have my hummer then your jeep
response
h well i guess... (look at my signature) hahahaha
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From: Illinois
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 inline 6
were did you get it ive been looking for one that says if i wanted a hummer id ask you mother to p!$$ off my nabor that his mom bought him an h3 haha
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From: Indio Desert, CA
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Okay. So I went to Autozone to get some parts for my XJ and the guy looks at me and says "The big Jeep or the little Jeep?" ........... I kid you not. After I explained to him three times that Cherokee and Grand Cherokee are the two models that are in no particular size order he said "Oh yeah, I guess if you want to get technical about it." Geez.
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From: Virginia
Year: 1992
Model: Cherokee
me and some friends went out on one of their farms, and one of the guys said "why dont you get a real jeep, one that will keep up with mine" and i replied, "oh like the ones your girlfriend likes? yeah im driving it"
i wont bring up the fact that when his "real jeep" got stuck in the hole my STOCK xj just went through... i made him get on his knees in the mud and beg me to pull him out.. he didnt at first, but after i told him to go ahead and walk home and went to catch up with the others farther up, he called my cell and was more than happy to do so... i regret it being to dark to take pictures....
i wont bring up the fact that when his "real jeep" got stuck in the hole my STOCK xj just went through... i made him get on his knees in the mud and beg me to pull him out.. he didnt at first, but after i told him to go ahead and walk home and went to catch up with the others farther up, he called my cell and was more than happy to do so... i regret it being to dark to take pictures....
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From: Fort Collins, CO
Year: 1996
Engine: 4.0L HO
me and some friends went out on one of their farms, and one of the guys said "why dont you get a real jeep, one that will keep up with mine" and i replied, "oh like the ones your girlfriend likes? yeah im driving it"
i wont bring up the fact that when his "real jeep" got stuck in the hole my STOCK xj just went through... i made him get on his knees in the mud and beg me to pull him out.. he didnt at first, but after i told him to go ahead and walk home and went to catch up with the others farther up, he called my cell and was more than happy to do so... i regret it being to dark to take pictures....
i wont bring up the fact that when his "real jeep" got stuck in the hole my STOCK xj just went through... i made him get on his knees in the mud and beg me to pull him out.. he didnt at first, but after i told him to go ahead and walk home and went to catch up with the others farther up, he called my cell and was more than happy to do so... i regret it being to dark to take pictures....
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Last edited by mrfajita; Jan 14, 2011 at 06:48 PM.
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From: Florence SC
Year: 1996
Engine: 4.0
One of my sisters guy friends came over the other night and i was moving tools between the XJ and the ram.
him "what is that thing"
me "its my jeep"
him "why would dot that to a jeep and why do you need it"
me "its fun"
him "cars are to get from point A to B"
me "then why did your parents buy you a Lexus"
He shut up at that point.
another one at the part counter
me "I need a disturber rotor for a 92 Jeep Cherokee 4.0"
parts guy "2wd or 4wd"
me being a dick "its 3wd" (open front locked rear=3 wheels will spin)
he had the most puzzled look on his face though i don't know why you need to know if its 2wd or 4wd for a motor part.
him "what is that thing"
me "its my jeep"
him "why would dot that to a jeep and why do you need it"
me "its fun"
him "cars are to get from point A to B"
me "then why did your parents buy you a Lexus"
He shut up at that point.
another one at the part counter
me "I need a disturber rotor for a 92 Jeep Cherokee 4.0"
parts guy "2wd or 4wd"
me being a dick "its 3wd" (open front locked rear=3 wheels will spin)
he had the most puzzled look on his face though i don't know why you need to know if its 2wd or 4wd for a motor part.
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From: fairmont wv
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
Originally Posted by NewXJaddict
Here's something you should probably never say to an XJ owner
"Bet you can't climb that"
"Bet you can't climb that"
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From: Avon IN
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by Spike_Akers
me and some friends went out on one of their farms, and one of the guys said "why dont you get a real jeep, one that will keep up with mine" and i replied, "oh like the ones your girlfriend likes? yeah im driving it"
i wont bring up the fact that when his "real jeep" got stuck in the hole my STOCK xj just went through... i made him get on his knees in the mud and beg me to pull him out.. he didnt at first, but after i told him to go ahead and walk home and went to catch up with the others farther up, he called my cell and was more than happy to do so... i regret it being to dark to take pictures....
i wont bring up the fact that when his "real jeep" got stuck in the hole my STOCK xj just went through... i made him get on his knees in the mud and beg me to pull him out.. he didnt at first, but after i told him to go ahead and walk home and went to catch up with the others farther up, he called my cell and was more than happy to do so... i regret it being to dark to take pictures....
