hey that thing got that crappy straight six in it? (from a bronco 2 owner)
i revved it and he revved his, first of all his sounded like a weed wacker...
we both took off from the light, and i destroyed him, even with 33's

when we got to the next light, i said hey that thing got the crappy v6 right?
he says yeah it does...
the only thing i could say was.. i can tell

 

thats a good lookin blazer

 

Love them all and so true!!! my buddy rolled his Cherokee and is still driving it...all that was needed was a new wind shield!

 

"you gona clean this thing ever?"

 

Girl: What car did you get?
Me: It's a jeep not a car
Girl: Oh cool I love jeeps, what kind is it?
Me: A cherokee
Girl: Boring

And then you describe your lift tires and such she says cool and then she looks at and says thats dirty you should clean it and you do not need all those light

 

"Jeep dependability? I am not impressed."

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:laughin g:

 

best one yet!

 

"real jeeps have round headlights.."

 

^^ heard that befor its aggravating hah

 

Wow, never actually heard that one before, that makes me mad....

 

my KCs are round

 

did you make that yourself?

 

some random guy comes up to me and says uh no not another jeep pos. oh man why didnt get a yota .
(me) cause im bigger im better and and jeeps just rock more than that yota . where your yota can go i can father and i can do it better

 

kids in my class all ways say jeeps are native american, even though i tell them they are the most american cars out there