bought the bumper, light bar is built

 

----I hate when people say...
-Hey... please park on the grass, your leaking something on my driveway
-Roll up the windows! It's too loud in here (THEY ARE UP!)
-Is something burning?
-Do you have to lock your hubs? (Um do you see locks?)
-My land cruiser has 31's stock and is meant for this terrain! (Before I pulled him out)
-Oh, I thought you had a jeep
-You should do a body lift, it's cheaper
-Did we just hit a dog? (No, that was a bump in the road)
-I bet my ranger will run longer (my jeeps been running for 23 years your ranger is having problems after 5 years)
-Get something dependable
-Is that a 98? (No! its an 88) -oh I didnt know they made theese back then
-Whats all this stuff under the hood? my f-250 doesnt have any of this
-Oh its all wheel drive sweet! (NO it's a 4x4)
-you cant park there!
-My dad has a jeep but he can take the top off and it's lifted like 5 feet or something..... (MORON!!!!!!)

 

hahahaha, I wouldn't even get mad at that, only a complete idiot would say something like that... Native Americans don't even make cars......

 

i hear that dang body lift thing daily! ugh

 

He thinks the names define who made them. Comanche, Cherokee, etc. So the Wrongler tribe makes TJ and YJ's?

 

you will fit right in!!

 

i laughed so hard at this one,

 

guy at local college saw me fixing my lights. said this
idiot:you should do a 2' lift
me:you mean 2"
Idiot:no 2 FEET make it a rock crawler
me: you know we live in chicago.

 

These are great!!

 

(retard) hey man can you come over and fix my Subaru legacy station wagon !
(me) uh no because i didnt break it so why should i have to fix your pos
(retard) plz
(me) get your self a jeep and stop thinkin your wagon is a rally driftter.

 

its funny to think but if one of my buddies with a jeep needed help fixing something i'd be there even if i didnt know how to do it but if a friend with a car or truck needed help I dont know if I'd wanna help.

 

hahahaha I cant tel you how much I hear that!

 

When you go into a part store give them the part # and then they what kinda of veh. You look at them and say you wont find it on my kinda jeep its modified and they persist. Why cant they just give you the part you ask for cause they always look at you and say and I quote ( that wont work, it doesnt fit your cherokee)

 

that must be in one of them smart classes

 

last night at dinner i sat next to a girl, we got to talking i said i drove a jeep. she said she did too. (BOIOING) (me) oh ya what kind. (girl) its a wrangler. (me) oh is it a tj,yj ect? (girl) uhhh idk its a 94, ya me and my brother rolled it twice this summer. (me) wow thats pretty serious wheeling, how many points are on your cage? (girl) whats a cage?... this kept goin on for a while, me finding out she has no clue what she talking about and has no clue how to wheel. (me) i drive a cherokee. (girl) why didnt u buy a wrangler they are way better (me) you know barbie drives a wrangler right? i cant be associated with that bimbo!!!!! she left. (then i tapped that)