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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 09:28 AM
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one i hear everyday at work:

friend: Whats your fasination with your Jeep??? i can go everywhere you can.
Me: yeah but i do it in two wheel drive.

My wife used to tell me your gonna get stuck and don't crawl that now she tells me which line to take and spots for me, while my boys are passed out in the back seat. We make wheelin a family affair.

Friend: Why would you buy a jeep you can only put 33's on it...
Me: UH i have a dana 44 out back and a HP 30 up fron't i think i can pretty much put what i want on it..
friend: Oh i didn't know they came with anything but dana 35's
Me: thats why you don't drive a jeep.

OH and my favorite, when my friends walk up to my two year old and ask him if that is daddy's car, he looks at them and says NO daddy JEEP!! hahahaha
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 09:42 AM
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haha well trained kid!
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 10:41 AM
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"Whatever man my Rav-4 goes a week and a half w/o having to fill up."
-And I bet you feel fantastic in that.
"My Altima is faster than that"
-And now I crush your front bumper (true story)
"Why don't you just save your money and buy a good car?"
-Okay, while you do that I'll keep enjoying my TRUCK.
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 04:28 PM
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Go ahead I'll pull you out.

Funny thing was I was spinning doughnuts in the holes he couldn't get through. The guy kinda left after that, he was in a lifted yota, looked to be on 33's, I had my lincoln locked 93 cherokee on 31's, turned into quite a chore actually trying to get my truck stuck, the only time it stopped is when I stalled it out.
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 06:31 PM
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There's a lot of horrible people that won't shut up; they say the darnest things to me like:

"That's just a box with wheels"

"Why r u so obsessed with ur Cherokee, no one else likes them, I bet u r the only one"
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 08:43 PM
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Ha, thats bad, I HATE the prius Check this out


<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qP-tyvBGla4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qP-tyvBGla4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>


hope it works, i never get it right

Originally Posted by Scotty16
My now ex would say "Cherokees suck. Why not get a gas saver?" I would reply with "Gas savers cant really crawl, and plus jeeps last forever. XJ's are more me. And you know as well as I do, we need a 4x4 where we live." Oh this one torqued my off....she said "get a prius!"
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by CFarr44
Ha, thats bad, I HATE the prius Check this out


Originally Posted by CFarr44
hope it works, i never get it right
You need to wrap the movie identifier, in this case qP-tyvBGla4, in YOUTUBE tags.
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 09:23 PM
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thanks, what do you mean by wrap?? Like put in quotes?
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by CFarr44
thanks, what do you mean by wrap?? Like put in quotes?
When you do an 'advanced' reply there should be a button on the upper right for YOUTUBE. Or you can type in the tags [xYOUTUBE]MovieID[x\YOUTUBE] without the 'x'.
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by CodeXJ
When you do an 'advanced' reply there should be a button on the upper right for YOUTUBE. Or you can type in the tags [xYOUTUBE]MovieID[x\YOUTUBE] without the 'x'.
great thanks for the help
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 10:32 PM
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I've gotten a few

"whats up with the skeleton in your passenger seat" (started as a joke on a Halloween run a few years ago and has taken a life of its own.

'Why do you drive that when you have a much nicer truck" girl at work when i drove the XJ for a few days instead of my ram

"i'd never wheel one of those there is no frame and they are too long' a random guy on the trail in a bolted TJ then had an issue with a rut infront of a small ledge. i pull up and walk right up it with out getting hung up in the rut. my reply "perfect wheel base"
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 11:24 PM
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^ TJ's and Wronglers have to short of a wheelbase in my opinion. The XJ is just right.

My ranger is way better at off-roading. Haha as if nice IFS there.
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Old Aug 21, 2010 | 11:24 PM
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^ TJ's and Wronglers have to short of a wheelbase in my opinion. The XJ is just right.

My ranger is way better at off-roading. Haha as if nice IFS there.
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Old Aug 22, 2010 | 01:00 AM
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"i bet you wish you could take the doors off your cherokee like i can on my wrangler"
me-"its funny you mention that"(i lift my door up and off)
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Old Aug 22, 2010 | 08:49 PM
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i can see your feet through the hole in the floor
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