Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Regina, Saskatchewan
Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L 99+intake jeepers creepers 62mm tb 703 injectors cold air
my rad is leaking, so i went to the rad shop to get a better opinion on if i need a new one... he came out and looked at my vehichle and said he would lookup a new rad .... we get inside and he pulls out a book "so thats a grand cherokee right"

"no it's just the cherokee"...."huh realy"(in a tone that sounds like he thinks i'm wrong)
my gf always gets mad about me workin on the jeep... this is an every day thing
gf: what are you doing today
me:workin on the jeep
gf:uhhh you spend more time with that jeep then with me
me:well i'm committed to that jeep thats why


"no it's just the cherokee"...."huh realy"(in a tone that sounds like he thinks i'm wrong)
my gf always gets mad about me workin on the jeep... this is an every day thing
gf: what are you doing today
me:workin on the jeep
gf:uhhh you spend more time with that jeep then with me
me:well i'm committed to that jeep thats why
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From: West Bloomfield,MI
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L, CAI, Edelbrock Breather, Optima Yellowtop
Originally Posted by JeepCoMJ
oh, i'm not in pain over it.
women are nothing but sex toys to me. I'm out there to get in their pants, and not really have to do anything that requires thought or actual emotion with it.
or so they say. I'm just out there for a good time with low stress. relationship = stress.
women are nothing but sex toys to me. I'm out there to get in their pants, and not really have to do anything that requires thought or actual emotion with it.
or so they say. I'm just out there for a good time with low stress. relationship = stress.
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From: West Bloomfield,MI
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L, CAI, Edelbrock Breather, Optima Yellowtop
Originally Posted by kris
You will have way more fun in your Jeep.he might look good in a parking lot but you can also and go wheeling
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From: Rogers,AR
Year: 1994
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 316
Originally Posted by Muddy4x4
OR your checking your blinker fluid. I like going into autozone and asking if they have any blinker fluid and they have no idea what im talking about hahahahahha

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From: Rogers,AR
Year: 1994
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 316
Originally Posted by Sno_Blynd
get this. i drove my jeep to o reillys and parked infront of the window so the guy saw it.
i went in and got brake parts to change and said i needen brake pads for a 2000 jeep cherokee. pointed to my jeep out of the window. he goes and gets the parts and comes back. i take the parts home. jack up the jeep take the tire off take the brakes off bout to put the rotor on. hold it up and its too big. check the receipt and he gave me parts for a 2000 grand cherokee
so i take em back and tell him he gave me the wrong parts. that he gave me grand cherokee parts. he says. i thought it was a grand. too bad there isnt an icon on here for facepalm. it would be way overused
i went in and got brake parts to change and said i needen brake pads for a 2000 jeep cherokee. pointed to my jeep out of the window. he goes and gets the parts and comes back. i take the parts home. jack up the jeep take the tire off take the brakes off bout to put the rotor on. hold it up and its too big. check the receipt and he gave me parts for a 2000 grand cherokee

so i take em back and tell him he gave me the wrong parts. that he gave me grand cherokee parts. he says. i thought it was a grand. too bad there isnt an icon on here for facepalm. it would be way overused
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From: Rogers,AR
Year: 1994
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 316
Originally Posted by Dre
Northswood. I was joking about the brakes. But how many ppl u work with do it for a pay check and are lazy?
Posted by: Dre
Posted by: Dre
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From: Rogers,AR
Year: 1994
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 316
Originally Posted by 1996XJSport
Here's what I got today coming from a kid with a brand new pontiac with different tail lights, tints, air intake, and a magnaflow.
"I have just as many upgrades in my car as you do, its just that yours breaks down once a week because its a 96. That's why you don't have money and I do."
Uhhh bulls***! Ive only had one issue with my Jeep and that happened with the right front caliper seizing up last night. I have more upgrades in my XJ than he has with his pontiac besides his tints and air intake. My tires and lift cost as much if not more than all the money he has into that car, plus I have a more expensive exhaust setup. I don't want a brand new vehicle, because I'm a kid and I refuse to have my parents buy me a brand new car like everyone else at my school. Enough said lol
"I have just as many upgrades in my car as you do, its just that yours breaks down once a week because its a 96. That's why you don't have money and I do."
Uhhh bulls***! Ive only had one issue with my Jeep and that happened with the right front caliper seizing up last night. I have more upgrades in my XJ than he has with his pontiac besides his tints and air intake. My tires and lift cost as much if not more than all the money he has into that car, plus I have a more expensive exhaust setup. I don't want a brand new vehicle, because I'm a kid and I refuse to have my parents buy me a brand new car like everyone else at my school. Enough said lol
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From: Rogers,AR
Year: 1994
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 316
Originally Posted by JeepCoMJ
girls within first couple dates...
me "no, I'm going to be busy until like 8 next saturday working on my jeep"
them "oh, you drive a jeep?"
me "yeah, a comanche"
them "...."
me "you know, a cherokee pickup truck"
them "...i didn't know jeep made a truck. and what's a cherokee"
me "they did, and a cherokee is a boxy little suv made by jeep"
them "oh, so it's not like a wrangler at all"
me "no...those are too expensive"
them ....never call me again.
b*t*hes and hoes.
me "no, I'm going to be busy until like 8 next saturday working on my jeep"
them "oh, you drive a jeep?"
me "yeah, a comanche"
them "...."
me "you know, a cherokee pickup truck"
them "...i didn't know jeep made a truck. and what's a cherokee"
me "they did, and a cherokee is a boxy little suv made by jeep"
them "oh, so it's not like a wrangler at all"
me "no...those are too expensive"
them ....never call me again.
b*t*hes and hoes.
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From: Rogers,AR
Year: 1994
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 316
Originally Posted by -Dom-
feel your pain 
but a girl told me to wash it today and i was like what about you wash it and i watch lol

but a girl told me to wash it today and i was like what about you wash it and i watch lol

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From: arizona
Year: 1993
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 5.2 318
Originally Posted by 94.Red.Grand.5.2Lt
Told my fiancée the other day when he told me that we needed to wash the jeep. Told him it will get washed when it rains
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From: Englewood
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L (242*CID) I6 MPI "Power Tech"
Originally Posted by 94.Red.Grand.5.2Lt
Probably more people that are lazy and don't know crap about it. It should be a requirement Ann you should have to take a parts test to get hired
Posted by: Dre
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From: Mercer County, NJ
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 HO


