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Old Nov 9, 2011 | 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Outlaw Star
Do the "Stuart" from mad TV, drive back and forth through the ditch infront of him repeating the phrase Look what I can do, Look what I can do! Lmao
Omg! I love stuart!
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Old Nov 9, 2011 | 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Octavius
"dude, if you really want to go offroading, you need to get a rubicon."
Thats funny, i have a 97 zj and a 91yj, and friends just got some newer jeeps four bangers, one asked if i wanted to go on some trails, the other one guy says neither of ur jeeps can do the trails... They r not trail rated! WTF! Really? Lol ok....

"Your car can go fast but my Jeep can go anywhere"

My Jeep's not getting older, it's getting newer part by part.

You don't 'HAVE' to get out of my way...Yet I don't 'HAVE' to go around you
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Old Nov 9, 2011 | 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Jmb94
"Why didn't you buy an Escape?"
ha, whenever i drive behind an escape i always feel their thin axle and indep. Suspension is gonna break under them when they hit speed bumps
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Old Nov 9, 2011 | 11:15 AM
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It's scary how close I came to getting one back in the "dark times" (When I knew absolutely NOTHING about offroading, or even vehicles in general, I just knew I wanted 4WD) thank God I smarted up and got me the win-o-mobile (also known as an XJ)
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 06:30 AM
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^ win-o-mobile... Nice
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 07:46 AM
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I found a dead battery thrown on my hood the other day.
It was parked in a spot at a friends condo for several hours.
Then i found a mess under the wiper that said:
"Please abandon vehicle elswhere, this is not a wreck yard"
I don't know where the battery came from but probably it was left in the parking spot by someone else and the person who wrote the message looked at my jeep and thought it was mine.
I was upset.

Why do people judge the quality of a vehicle by the appearance of its body?
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by fantic238
I found a dead battery thrown on my hood the other day.
It was parked in a spot at a friends condo for several hours.
Then i found a mess under the wiper that said:
"Please abandon vehicle elswhere, this is not a wreck yard"
I don't know where the battery came from but probably it was left in the parking spot by someone else and the person who wrote the message looked at my jeep and thought it was mine.
I was upset.

Why do people judge the quality of a vehicle by the appearance of its body?
They're jealous that they don't own such an awesome piece of machinery!
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Outlaw Star

They're jealous that they don't own such an awesome piece of machinery!
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 08:23 AM
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Cop pulled me over and called the xj a bronco...it even says jeep on the back...-_-
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
Cop pulled me over and called the xj a bronco...it even says jeep on the back...-_-
Did he say something like, that's the best looking bronco I've ever seen, oh and by the way doing donuts on the court house lawn is frowned upon.
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 09:36 AM
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"I like your jeep...Its cute"
Me -"Girl i will punch you in the face"
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Jared W
"I like your jeep...Its cute"
Me -"Girl i will punch you in the face"
LMAO. My GF drive a zj keeps threatening to paint a pink smiley face on the back of my xj and put "jeepie jeep" under it. Says my jeep is short and *cute*,,
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 10:21 AM
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Haaaha wow I thought my girlfriend was bad thats terrible!! Tell her if she did that you get to camo out her ZJ and draw boobies on the back.
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 10:27 AM
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Problem is she would let me LMAO. She's a mean one for shure. LOL.
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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 02:36 PM
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My gf is dissaponted mines not running at the mo cause she cant hear me coming lol
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