Things not to say to an xj owner

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Sep 5, 2011 | 01:35 AM
  #1546  
Quote: yesterday at a red light next to a girl in a lifted f250

girl:nice truck
me: it's a jeep sweetheart
light turns green, I zoom off like a boss
The other night some guy in a brand new Cummins Ram pulled up next to me, revved up his engine and called it a p***y jeep. He was trying to show off to his buddy too. I didn't even get on it pretty hard until I realized he was hitting it pretty hard, so I downshift and step on it. Gone. Next light he pulls up, totally butthurt. I laugh, he flips me off, and I turn off the main road.

So, don't talk crap about an XJ when your $50k diesel can't even keep up, thats two diesel drivers now that I've embarrassed.
Note, street racing is bad and stupid, don't do it, but I sure do love embarrassing all the idiot diesel boys around here.
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Sep 5, 2011 | 08:32 AM
  #1547  
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The other night some guy in a brand new Cummins Ram pulled up next to me, revved up his engine and called it a p***y jeep. He was trying to show off to his buddy too. I didn't even get on it pretty hard until I realized he was hitting it pretty hard, so I downshift and step on it. Gone. Next light he pulls up, totally butthurt. I laugh, he flips me off, and I turn off the main road.

So, don't talk crap about an XJ when your $50k diesel can't even keep up, thats two diesel drivers now that I've embarrassed.
Note, street racing is bad and stupid, don't do it, but I sure do love embarrassing all the idiot diesel boys around here.
Did this with a kid from work, and pulled the him out of the ditch...
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Sep 5, 2011 | 08:38 AM
  #1548  
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Did this with a kid from work, and pulled the him out of the ditch...
Do the "Stuart" from mad TV, drive back and forth through the ditch infront of him repeating the phrase Look what I can do, Look what I can do! Lmao
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Sep 5, 2011 | 08:42 AM
  #1549  
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Do the "Stuart" from mad TV, drive back and forth through the ditch infront of him repeating the phrase Look what I can do, Look what I can do! Lmao
Lol that sketch is hilarious!
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Sep 5, 2011 | 08:50 AM
  #1550  
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The other night some guy in a brand new Cummins Ram pulled up next to me, revved up his engine and called it a p***y jeep. He was trying to show off to his buddy too. I didn't even get on it pretty hard until I realized he was hitting it pretty hard, so I downshift and step on it. Gone. Next light he pulls up, totally butthurt. I laugh, he flips me off, and I turn off the main road.

So, don't talk crap about an XJ when your $50k diesel can't even keep up, thats two diesel drivers now that I've embarrassed.
Note, street racing is bad and stupid, don't do it, but I sure do love embarrassing all the idiot diesel boys around here.
How? Is my jeep messed up? My buddy has a 08 super duty and when he floors it my butt sinks in the seat my xj wishes it could hit 60 as fast as his... are my tires to big or what?
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Sep 5, 2011 | 09:03 AM
  #1551  
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How? Is my jeep messed up? My buddy has a 08 super duty and when he floors it my butt sinks in the seat my xj wishes it could hit 60 as fast as his... are my tires to big or what?
What tire size are you running?
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Sep 5, 2011 | 09:04 AM
  #1552  
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What tire size are you running?
Scotty pippins....
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Sep 5, 2011 | 09:11 AM
  #1553  
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Scotty pippins....
Looked at ur profile, 33's are big enough where regearing could give you some mpg's and more power of the line.
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Sep 5, 2011 | 09:13 AM
  #1554  
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Looked at ur profile, 33's are big enough where regearing could give you some mpg's and more power of the line.
Scottie pippin was number 33 I was being funny I am sorry..
And thank you for that note I think I'm going to do gears but not until winter time too much money
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Sep 5, 2011 | 09:15 AM
  #1555  
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Scottie pippin was number 33 I was being funny I am sorry..
And thank you for that note I think I'm going to do gears but not until winter time too much money
Lol just googled it, I'm not a basketball person haha, but yeah you could definitely gain from regearing, 4.10 should do the trick
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Sep 5, 2011 | 09:20 AM
  #1556  
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Lol just googled it, I'm not a basketball person haha, but yeah you could definitely gain from regearing, 4.10 should do the trick
Lmao I think its funny my dude told me he's like bro ur ridin on scottie pippins im like huh he said 33s lmao so ima go along with it but thanks alot man appreciate the help!
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Sep 9, 2011 | 08:42 PM
  #1557  
Quote: I think we should start asking people how they like their

Chevy f350's or Dodge 4runner
i am also a chevy fann dut i have to agree with ya
CHEROKEE FOR LIFE
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Sep 9, 2011 | 08:53 PM
  #1558  
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i am also a chevy fann dut i have to agree with ya
CHEROKEE FOR LIFE
I'm with you I love Chevys but I'll ride a jeep before a chevy anytime
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Sep 9, 2011 | 08:55 PM
  #1559  
Quote: I'm with you I love Chevys but I'll ride a jeep before a chevy anytime
x3. Miss my third gen Z28, but I wouldn't trade my Jeep for another.
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Sep 9, 2011 | 09:27 PM
  #1560  
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x3. Miss my third gen Z28, but I wouldn't trade my Jeep for another.
I grew up in my moms 78 k5 blazer. Always thought of it as a tank growing up.

Dont worry CF I am jeep all the way through
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