I was at a co workers party last night and here is a lil dialogue, made me laugh

We were watching some of the kids playing on a battery powered jeep wrangler.

Barry "man that thing is something"
Me "if I got that for my kids I would put 4wd on it and add some aux lights"
Paul "yea man I have a jeep"
Me "what jeep you have a Honda"
Paul "man that a jeep"
Barry "a Honda that's a lil old lady car"
Me "if you wanna see a jeep I wish I drove my Cherokee tonight"

 

Guy in a New F350 Dually after I just pulled him out of the mud in his YARD!. "I used to have a Grand Cherokee to, good little truck."

Thoughts in my head: "Have fun telling people how big the truck was that pulled you out, you FN TOOL.

 

Mom - Your car is okay.
Me - Its a JEEP, not a car.
Mom - It needs to be cleaned.
Me - Mother Nature does that for me.

 

yesterday at a red light next to a girl in a lifted f250

girl:nice truck
me: it's a jeep sweetheart
light turns green, I zoom off like a boss

 

 

My buddy is riding with me and we approach a steep hill. He says "you gonna get out and check it first?" lol I gave her hell and never looked back

 

when your gf asks why you put so much work into a 93 jeep. When you can just buy a new wrangler. And put only 1500 into the new one....then get into a huge fight and she breaks up with you BC you stood up for your poor xj <3<3 lol

 

Then left you for a guy that had a wrongler and you had to pull him out of the ditch
3 days later.. True story.

 

i love my XJ

Whats a xj i thought u drove a cherokee

 

I would've left his *** in the ditch!

 

Lol I know. I should of drove threw. Up and out the ditch then drove away LOL

 

Exactly throwing mud or snow whatever it was all over his rig

 

Lol hope he gets stuck lol.again lol

 

If my Jeep is too dirty God will make it rain!

 

Girl "what are your plans tomorrow?"
Me " washing my jeep and then wheeling"
Girl " why wash then mud?"
Me " that's why your driving a Ford"