Thats ok, chp pulled me over today and told me my Sazuki was too loud! In my head i was like Biotch does this look like a damm SAZUKI!!

 

Hey man that's no good! Why she need to hear you coming? Just saying

 

same reason there are advanced warning systems for anything.

to give her a heads up


for pushing the other guy out the window.

 

Guns don't kill people husbands (boyfriends) that come home early do

 

Hahah!

 

Definitely something not to say about someone's XJ. Them's fightin' words.

 

^^

i like when people laugh at mine when i take it to a park or a mud run. cause the look on their face when i win or go further than they dreamed of is priceless. LOL

 

ohh man x2!

 

thats just cause ya had the wrangler/ barbie jeepp

 

"Why are their pictures of your car on the internet?"
'Because it is my build thread."
"Like a blog?"
'No.'



"Why are you doing that to your car?"
'Because I want to."
"Your gas mileage is going to go way down"
'LEAVE ME ALONE!'

 

Along those lines:
"Stop putting pictures of your stupid truck on Facebook. Nobody cares."
"Don't send me another friend request. I won't accept it." *Remove Friend*
..
[Two days later]
*Ignore friend request*
*Delete message*

 

LMAO ^^^

My girlfriend makes fun of me cause im doing stuff to my jeep. the thing is, my strokers still in the shop so i cant even move it but ive been working on it everyday. and im on here constantly. she dosent understand. its not her fault lol

 

Last night on shift, I got it again. Commercial for a new GC came on, and I muttered "that sin't a real Jeep." The guy next to me looks at me, shocked, and says, "Your's isn't a real Jeep." He sold his F150 and bought an Infiniti EX35. But we talked, and he said JKs aren't real Jeeps, either, so I can't be too mad at him

And at the hearing for my speeding ticket today:
"You were doing 92 in a 65? And what were you driving that made you feel so safe?"
"I drive a Jeep Cherokee, sir."
[In a raised voice] "You're lucky you didn't kill anyone!"
...oops (No reduction in fine, plus court costs = $325.50)

 

As if driving a Ferrari/Lambo/Vette/Etc would have made the chance of killing someone less. You hit someone at 92, its going to be a bad wreck. Hell, you would probably be safer in the Jeep.

I can only imagine your face when he said that

 

A little bit offended, and a lot of hidden rage lol. Don't insult my XJ; I don't care who you are. Especially when he made a comment about me showing up in uniform trying to get out of a ticket. I corrected him, and let him know I worked 15 hours last night, I work 12 tonight, and I was in court on my off-time, instead of sleeping in my bed. Jackass...