Things not to say to an xj owner
Just had an argument with a bronco owner about witch of our trucks is smaller. Man some people are duuuumb. He was braggin about his bigger V8 when the whole point was which truck is smaller. Yea i have a smaller engine but im still faster :P
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From: Converse, Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6
I6 has less moving parts than a V8, less stuff to break.
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From: Converse, Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6
Here's one I get- "Why isn't your Jeep muddy?"
Two reasons-
1. I rather dislike rust, so I hose off mud
2. WE'VE BEEN IN A DROUGHT SINCE FEBRUARY
To make matters worse- I got this question from some chick driving a 2WD JK with street tires, and looked like it had just been polished.
Two reasons-
1. I rather dislike rust, so I hose off mud
2. WE'VE BEEN IN A DROUGHT SINCE FEBRUARY
To make matters worse- I got this question from some chick driving a 2WD JK with street tires, and looked like it had just been polished.
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From: Warrenton MO
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.7L I6
my buddy used to call his GMC Jimmy his "Jeep recovery unit" when we'd go wheelin...
He has since sold his jimmy and bought an XJ. because he got tired of havin to get out and ride with me when trails got too bad.
He has since sold his jimmy and bought an XJ. because he got tired of havin to get out and ride with me when trails got too bad.
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From: Warrenton MO
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.7L I6
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From: Finger Lakes Region NY
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.o
off topic.... best prank ever. small piece of 12 gauge to the horn fuse and the brake light fuse. they tap the brakes all hell breaks loose. (not recommended for urban/populated situations where people could get hurt)
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From: Converse, Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6
I'm not gonna talk crap about a Jimmy, my dad had a '76 Jimmy, Big Blue, when I was little... without that I may have ended up wanting a Mustang rather then a Jeep, it's what got me into offroading. Granted it had 40" mudders and a huge lift, but he admitted on the day I got my Jeep and tested it that the XJ is more capable.
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From: Converse, Texas
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6

I just use the PA to yell at people!
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Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
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From: Lantana, Fl
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee (XJ)
Engine: 4.Slow
Originally Posted by firewalker00
True story my friend cody (moron) asks, "how much did your solid axle swap cost?" me: " are you serious?"
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From: Finger Lakes Region NY
Year: 1990
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