Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: West Bloomfield,MI
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L, CAI, Edelbrock Breather, Optima Yellowtop
Originally Posted by 89MANCHY
I agree that most guys you work at parts stores are idiots. However I currently work at an autozone and I don't even need you to tell me what year your jeep is I can find just about everything that autozone carries. Nevertheless most parts guys are complete idiots.
"You said grand cherokee right?"
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From: West Bloomfield,MI
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L, CAI, Edelbrock Breather, Optima Yellowtop
Originally Posted by Dre
A Geo?????????? They still make those?????? Box with wheels!!!!
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From: West Bloomfield,MI
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L, CAI, Edelbrock Breather, Optima Yellowtop
Here's what I got today coming from a kid with a brand new pontiac with different tail lights, tints, air intake, and a magnaflow.
"I have just as many upgrades in my car as you do, its just that yours breaks down once a week because its a 96. That's why you don't have money and I do."
Uhhh bulls***! Ive only had one issue with my Jeep and that happened with the right front caliper seizing up last night. I have more upgrades in my XJ than he has with his pontiac besides his tints and air intake. My tires and lift cost as much if not more than all the money he has into that car, plus I have a more expensive exhaust setup. I don't want a brand new vehicle, because I'm a kid and I refuse to have my parents buy me a brand new car like everyone else at my school. Enough said lol
"I have just as many upgrades in my car as you do, its just that yours breaks down once a week because its a 96. That's why you don't have money and I do."
Uhhh bulls***! Ive only had one issue with my Jeep and that happened with the right front caliper seizing up last night. I have more upgrades in my XJ than he has with his pontiac besides his tints and air intake. My tires and lift cost as much if not more than all the money he has into that car, plus I have a more expensive exhaust setup. I don't want a brand new vehicle, because I'm a kid and I refuse to have my parents buy me a brand new car like everyone else at my school. Enough said lol
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From: rome,ga
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by 1996XJSport
Here's what I got today coming from a kid with a brand new pontiac with different tail lights, tints, air intake, and a magnaflow.
"I have just as many upgrades in my car as you do, its just that yours breaks down once a week because its a 96. That's why you don't have money and I do."
Uhhh bulls***! Ive only had one issue with my Jeep and that happened with the right front caliper seizing up last night. I have more upgrades in my XJ than he has with his pontiac besides his tints and air intake. My tires and lift cost as much if not more than all the money he has into that car, plus I have a more expensive exhaust setup. I don't want a brand new vehicle, because I'm a kid and I refuse to have my parents buy me a brand new car like everyone else at my school. Enough said lol
"I have just as many upgrades in my car as you do, its just that yours breaks down once a week because its a 96. That's why you don't have money and I do."
Uhhh bulls***! Ive only had one issue with my Jeep and that happened with the right front caliper seizing up last night. I have more upgrades in my XJ than he has with his pontiac besides his tints and air intake. My tires and lift cost as much if not more than all the money he has into that car, plus I have a more expensive exhaust setup. I don't want a brand new vehicle, because I'm a kid and I refuse to have my parents buy me a brand new car like everyone else at my school. Enough said lol
Good job bro
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From: West Bloomfield,MI
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L, CAI, Edelbrock Breather, Optima Yellowtop
girls within first couple dates...
me "no, I'm going to be busy until like 8 next saturday working on my jeep"
them "oh, you drive a jeep?"
me "yeah, a comanche"
them "...."
me "you know, a cherokee pickup truck"
them "...i didn't know jeep made a truck. and what's a cherokee"
me "they did, and a cherokee is a boxy little suv made by jeep"
them "oh, so it's not like a wrangler at all"
me "no...those are too expensive"
them ....never call me again.
b*t*hes and hoes.
me "no, I'm going to be busy until like 8 next saturday working on my jeep"
them "oh, you drive a jeep?"
me "yeah, a comanche"
them "...."
me "you know, a cherokee pickup truck"
them "...i didn't know jeep made a truck. and what's a cherokee"
me "they did, and a cherokee is a boxy little suv made by jeep"
them "oh, so it's not like a wrangler at all"
me "no...those are too expensive"
them ....never call me again.
b*t*hes and hoes.
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From: 813
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 str8 6
girls within first couple dates...
me "no, I'm going to be busy until like 8 next saturday working on my jeep"
them "oh, you drive a jeep?"
me "yeah, a comanche"
them "...."
me "you know, a cherokee pickup truck"
them "...i didn't know jeep made a truck. and what's a cherokee"
me "they did, and a cherokee is a boxy little suv made by jeep"
them "oh, so it's not like a wrangler at all"
me "no...those are too expensive"
them ....never call me again.
b*t*hes and hoes.
me "no, I'm going to be busy until like 8 next saturday working on my jeep"
them "oh, you drive a jeep?"
me "yeah, a comanche"
them "...."
me "you know, a cherokee pickup truck"
them "...i didn't know jeep made a truck. and what's a cherokee"
me "they did, and a cherokee is a boxy little suv made by jeep"
them "oh, so it's not like a wrangler at all"
me "no...those are too expensive"
them ....never call me again.
b*t*hes and hoes.

but a girl told me to wash it today and i was like what about you wash it and i watch lol
oh, i'm not in pain over it.
women are nothing but sex toys to me. I'm out there to get in their pants, and not really have to do anything that requires thought or actual emotion with it.
or so they say. I'm just out there for a good time with low stress. relationship = stress.
women are nothing but sex toys to me. I'm out there to get in their pants, and not really have to do anything that requires thought or actual emotion with it.
or so they say. I'm just out there for a good time with low stress. relationship = stress.
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From: 813
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 str8 6
oh, i'm not in pain over it.
women are nothing but sex toys to me. I'm out there to get in their pants, and not really have to do anything that requires thought or actual emotion with it.
or so they say. I'm just out there for a good time with low stress. relationship = stress.
women are nothing but sex toys to me. I'm out there to get in their pants, and not really have to do anything that requires thought or actual emotion with it.
or so they say. I'm just out there for a good time with low stress. relationship = stress.


