This thing has how many miles on it?? ..... and it still run?

Heck yea and when we raced my jeep with 250,000 miles was faster then his car.

Or when they asked if it left a oil drip on there drive way, I say no just marked its territory

 

 

I get the mileage thing all the time. Just 'cause I have 295k miles on it, people think that it should be junked.

 

Cuz people have been taught to think a car over 150000 has no value pshh what do they know. My buddys gc has 311000 on it and still goes strong its all about the maintenance ya know lol

 

Gf asked me why my jeep revved up wen she turned the heater on. Ha i honestly have no idea

 

"Whats the noise?" Passengers say this with panic!

"I don't know. It's a Jeep, it makes noises...."

 

X2 I've had my xj less than a week and already had a few people ask me than

 

"What's an XJ?"

 

thats gotta be the most epic post outa 700, and one i hear the most

 

my window doesnt work
its to loud i cant hear myself think
why dont you have ac
you need new brakes
why is it shaking like that

 

"why do you put stuff on it that you take back off in a month?"
its called test fitting

 

Mom " why not just buy smaller tires?"

 

holy **** thats funny

 

Me:can I spend 150 on eBay
Wife: on what?
Never ask what a xj owner wants to buy. Just hand over the card

It was a comp cam for a 4.0

 

why is that thing always in my spot in the garage