Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: aurora colorado
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by no rdplz
"Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
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From: aurora colorado
Year: 1991
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Go into oreily auto and say I need (such part) for my 91 jeep cherokee xj and they say why don't you just sell it your in here all the time... so I respond because its a jeep and they say exactly my point..... never goin back
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From: Avon IN
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by Sideways99
sorry we can't do your alignment cuz your track bar is bent funny...
well no crap its aftermarket and adjustable
well no crap its aftermarket and adjustable
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From: michigan
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Originally Posted by MAN00XJ
You guys aren't going to like this: I work in Law enforcement in California, and when you run the plate on an XJ, it comes back as a Station Wagon, but when you run the plate on a ZJ, it comes back as a Utility Vehicle....
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From: Baltimore, Maryland
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: Inline 6
my friend beth just said this to me, i think she typo'd though, lol. ( hercules is her wrongler and anya.....yeah u should know lol )
" dude Hercules would kiss anyas *** anywhere"
" dude Hercules would kiss anyas *** anywhere"
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From: orrville ohio
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
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From: Milwaukee, WI
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 H.O.
After asking a guy in a chevy avalanche if he needs help getting out of the snow bank he drove into: No. I doubt that POS would even go into 4 wheel drive.
So I left him stranded.
So I left him stranded.
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From: Hannibal, MO
Year: 1993
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
I love my ZJ, but this made me LOL.
And it aint just the XJ owners, i remember how proud i was after i converted my doors to be removeable. Until i showed my other half and she told me to quit wasting my time trying to build a real jeep and go buy one.
And it aint just the XJ owners, i remember how proud i was after i converted my doors to be removeable. Until i showed my other half and she told me to quit wasting my time trying to build a real jeep and go buy one.
