Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Earth
Year: 1998
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 5.9 V8
I had people asking me that for months. Fixed.
"I have a Cherokee too."
"What year?"
"2007."
THIS!
http://capecod.craigslist.org/ctd/2035991609.html
first its not a cherokee its a GRAND cherokee and second he mentions twice that it has a v6. I have half a mind to call and ask how thorough he inspects his cars and if he's even opened the hood
http://capecod.craigslist.org/ctd/2035991609.html
first its not a cherokee its a GRAND cherokee and second he mentions twice that it has a v6. I have half a mind to call and ask how thorough he inspects his cars and if he's even opened the hood
"What year?"
"2007."
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From: Culpeper VA
Year: 91/96
Model: Cherokee
Co-Worker said yesterday.Can you park your truck around back. It doesnt look professional(covered in mud). (I said) Its not a truck its a jeep and it likes looking that way.
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From: Portsmouth,VA
Year: 96
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 I6
Sticker "silly boys jeeps are for girls" on a stock as hell wrongler. AAAAHHHHHH!!! 
and she was fat. a;ldekjfgs;l fail
"So yall just do that mud stuff for kicks?"
"you shoulda got a cj7 you can do so much more with them"
and she was fat. a;ldekjfgs;l fail
"So yall just do that mud stuff for kicks?"
"you shoulda got a cj7 you can do so much more with them"
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From: Llewellyn, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
My buddy with an H3 said "I bet you a million dollars this Hummer will do better than that piece of crap off road"
Piece of crap? PIECE OF CRAP?! (after regaining my composure we went on a good trail after it rained a good bit the night before, and we came across a mud hole)
He got stuck, I'm still waiting for my million dollars
Piece of crap? PIECE OF CRAP?! (after regaining my composure we went on a good trail after it rained a good bit the night before, and we came across a mud hole)
He got stuck, I'm still waiting for my million dollars
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From: NH
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
My mom asked me if I was saving money in case my car broke down or to buy a newer one later. I told her cherokees don't break down and they stopped making them after 2001, therefore I can't buy a newer one.
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From: Culpeper VA
Year: 91/96
Model: Cherokee
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From: Tallahassee, FL
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
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From: McAllen, Tx.
Year: 96
Model: Grand Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
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From: Baltimore, MD
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
My favorite : My land rover is better than you POS...
Cousin: I'm taking the land rover muddin...
Me: Ok ill pull you out...
Cousin: Im not gonna get stuck...
10 min later, i pull his rover out with my XJ, and he and his buddies just stood there in amazement..
Cousin: Man you need to bring that up here more often.
Me: No, you need to get a REAL 4x4..
Cousin: I'm taking the land rover muddin...
Me: Ok ill pull you out...
Cousin: Im not gonna get stuck...
10 min later, i pull his rover out with my XJ, and he and his buddies just stood there in amazement..
Cousin: Man you need to bring that up here more often.
Me: No, you need to get a REAL 4x4..
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From: Tallahassee, FL
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
why would anyone want a vehicle that can be called a "toy"?
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From: Placerville, CA
Year: 1989
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 Inline 6
My Friend: My explorer is way better than your XJ, dude. I got all wheel drive and the 5.0.
Me: Want to back your words up? My XJ vs your explorer??!!
My Friend: No, I don't want to scratch the paint....
Me: Then shove those words back down your throat. If you can't back up your words, don't say jack.
That irritates the crap outta me. Braggin his explorer is way better but yet he doesnt want to scratch his paint....no *****.
So after saying what I did, he called me up and asked if I wanted to go "wheelin" with him. He showed me the "trail" and there was no rocks...just a dirt road basically. 
He got stuck on a hill. I said "what happened to beating my XJ?"
Me: Want to back your words up? My XJ vs your explorer??!!
My Friend: No, I don't want to scratch the paint....
Me: Then shove those words back down your throat. If you can't back up your words, don't say jack.
That irritates the crap outta me. Braggin his explorer is way better but yet he doesnt want to scratch his paint....no *****.
So after saying what I did, he called me up and asked if I wanted to go "wheelin" with him. He showed me the "trail" and there was no rocks...just a dirt road basically. He got stuck on a hill. I said "what happened to beating my XJ?"