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Old Sep 11, 2013 | 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 96beast
"Decals don't add hp"
Decals are for lunch boxes, not Jeeps.
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Old Sep 11, 2013 | 02:40 AM
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Older cherokees had a very easy steering.
I know mine had no slop in it whatsoever.
One evening my designated driver (ex girlfriend who never owned a vehicle before) kept zigzagging. I could see she was constantly over correcting. She says " your steering is so loose and sloppy" .................. Me being drunk and proud of my jeep, I was loosing it. I felt like she was insulting me...

I later explained the difference between "loose" steering and "easy" steering.
she never drove again with me inside.. She said.. Its fine when you are not there.... .. did I mention she is my ex?
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Old Sep 11, 2013 | 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by karl4x4
Older cherokees had a very easy steering.
I know mine had no slop in it whatsoever.
One evening my designated driver (ex girlfriend who never owned a vehicle before) kept zigzagging. I could see she was constantly over correcting. She says " your steering is so loose and sloppy" .................. Me being drunk and proud of my jeep, I was loosing it. I felt like she was insulting me...

I later explained the difference between "loose" steering and "easy" steering.
she never drove again with me inside.. She said.. Its fine when you are not there.... .. did I mention she is my ex?
Man my brother's 1996 handles like it's on a rail compared to my junk
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Old Sep 11, 2013 | 11:50 AM
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Cool XJ vs full size truck dudes

"You can't tow that." "You don't even have a V8!" "You're heap would break." "You can't fit that inside your cab." "Will it roll over if you put that on your rack?" "What's wrong with it now?"
All these remarks and I just respond that "trucks are for work" and half the fools that say this junk actually use their personal trucks once every never... I tell the Full size guys-- "I get competitive gas mileage, can park in so many places they can't, like spots in a parking lot, and I'm not paying to drive a FST around for trips that an I-4 can handle."
If you're lifted, you can always boast ground clearance with these dudes too.
I also respond, "Why do you need a monster truck to drive to work?"
"If you're truck is literally 6x better than my jeep to offset the 6x price difference, then you win."

That shut's up a lot of them because they know they paid a lot of money on their regular, seen everywhere else FST, which unless it's like a 3500 crew turbo diesel, it's not what I'd consider remotely 5-6x better.
"I do like trucks and would love to own one, but I have yet to encounter a realistic job that my XJ and trailer can't handle."
"I don't need a truck to carry air and old beer cans."
"My jeep can pull my trailer with 2 dirtbikes and a four wheeler, or a small camper for a lake trip, or I can slip my xj through some trees and back it up to the river for fishing." "GP/Jeep's are exactly that. General Purpose vehicles- not tow rigs, not gas savers, but just a little bit of great in everything."
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Old Sep 11, 2013 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by M1Brett
"You can't tow that." "You don't even have a V8!" "You're heap would break." "You can't fit that inside your cab." "Will it roll over if you put that on your rack?" "What's wrong with it now?"
All these remarks and I just respond that "trucks are for work" and half the fools that say this junk actually use their personal trucks once every never... I tell the Full size guys-- "I get competitive gas mileage, can park in so many places they can't, like spots in a parking lot, and I'm not paying to drive a FST around for trips that an I-4 can handle."
If you're lifted, you can always boast ground clearance with these dudes too.
I also respond, "Why do you need a monster truck to drive to work?"
"If you're truck is literally 6x better than my jeep to offset the 6x price difference, then you win."

That shut's up a lot of them because they know they paid a lot of money on their regular, seen everywhere else FST, which unless it's like a 3500 crew turbo diesel, it's not what I'd consider remotely 5-6x better.
"I do like trucks and would love to own one, but I have yet to encounter a realistic job that my XJ and trailer can't handle."
"I don't need a truck to carry air and old beer cans."
"My jeep can pull my trailer with 2 dirtbikes and a four wheeler, or a small camper for a lake trip, or I can slip my xj through some trees and back it up to the river for fishing." "GP/Jeep's are exactly that. General Purpose vehicles- not tow rigs, not gas savers, but just a little bit of great in everything."
X2X2X2!!!!
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Old Sep 12, 2013 | 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by M1Brett
"You can't tow that." "You don't even have a V8!" "You're heap would break." "You can't fit that inside your cab." "Will it roll over if you put that on your rack?" "What's wrong with it now?"
All these remarks and I just respond that "trucks are for work" and half the fools that say this junk actually use their personal trucks once every never... I tell the Full size guys-- "I get competitive gas mileage, can park in so many places they can't, like spots in a parking lot, and I'm not paying to drive a FST around for trips that an I-4 can handle."
If you're lifted, you can always boast ground clearance with these dudes too.
I also respond, "Why do you need a monster truck to drive to work?"
"If you're truck is literally 6x better than my jeep to offset the 6x price difference, then you win."

That shut's up a lot of them because they know they paid a lot of money on their regular, seen everywhere else FST, which unless it's like a 3500 crew turbo diesel, it's not what I'd consider remotely 5-6x better.
"I do like trucks and would love to own one, but I have yet to encounter a realistic job that my XJ and trailer can't handle."
"I don't need a truck to carry air and old beer cans."
"My jeep can pull my trailer with 2 dirtbikes and a four wheeler, or a small camper for a lake trip, or I can slip my xj through some trees and back it up to the river for fishing." "GP/Jeep's are exactly that. General Purpose vehicles- not tow rigs, not gas savers, but just a little bit of great in everything."
X3X3X3!
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 05:43 PM
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Had a kid at my work tell me earlier that a cummins can go anywhere a jeep can go, I simply LOL'd and walked off.
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by fappinxj
Had a kid at my work tell me earlier that a cummins can go anywhere a jeep can go, I simply LOL'd and walked off.
Lol my brother tried to prove that resulted in 6 hours of jacking( we even have 2 hi lifts)
Cummins don't do creekbeds lol
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by fappinxj
Had a kid at my work tell me earlier that a cummins can go anywhere a jeep can go, I simply LOL'd and walked off.
ask him if he can fix a deaisel. and ask him where hes gonna be when hes gotta dig his 3 ton truck out of the mud holek while as you only have to take a shovel to dig a relatively light xj out if it even gets stuck at all lol
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jeeperscreepers92
ask him if he can fix a deaisel. and ask him where hes gonna be when hes gotta dig his 3 ton truck out of the mud holek while as you only have to take a shovel to dig a relatively light xj out if it even gets stuck at all lol
Deaisel?
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:28 PM
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"Soo why didnt you just buy a Wrangler?"

Thats probably been said, but its the most annoying rookie mall crawler question ever.
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by odgreen89on35s

Deaisel?
Yup
Originally Posted by VegasGT
"Soo why didnt you just buy a Wrangler?"

Thats probably been said, but its the most annoying rookie mall crawler question ever.
Well, why didn't you? If you can't answer...
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by odgreen89on35s
Deaisel?
...
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by NewKindOfClown
Yup

Well, why didn't you? If you can't answer...
Ive owned a TJ and a YJ, I liked them both. I just have a little girl and dog that tag along nowadays so the extra room in the XJ is nice, and overall I just like it better all around. I respect all breeds, just not a fan of the non-enthusiasts of the offroad community that think a Wrangler is the only Jeep ever made, if that makes sense.
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Old Sep 18, 2013 | 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jeeperscreepers92
ask him if he can fix a deaisel. and ask him where hes gonna be when hes gotta dig his 3 ton truck out of the mud holek while as you only have to take a shovel to dig a relatively light xj out if it even gets stuck at all lol
Hahaha, right? no way.
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