Had my XJ for 7 years. It took a DUI driver to finally get me one that latched...

 

"The Range Rover is the best 4WD vehicle out there"

****ing yuppie piece of **** exhaust passes under the IRS "axle"

 

Some woman at a liquor store called my XJ a party car..

 

That means she wants...it...from you.

 

Did you let her know that the seat folds down into a spacious cargo area?

 

Yea but I did not want her.

 

What seat? There's the dip full of water bottles and tools parts a raised gas tank in the rear with a 33" spare.

 

Maybe she's a contortionist?

 

"Why is your car so noisy?"

1. its a jeep. and 2. Its a jeep thing. you wouldn't understand.

this was said by my uncle, every day for the 4 weeks i drove him to work.

 

This isn't something that applies to all of us, but when idling... "What's that noise!?"

Just a slightly loose muffler bracket/clamp... Chill people, my car's not falling apart.
When I go to a Cherry Bomb Extreme single-chamber, a high-flow catalytic converter, and finally put my header on, I'll tighten it all up. ;D

 

2wdunder next time say it will quit when it falls off fully.

 

"oh I thought you had a wrangler. That's not a jeep then" coming from the teacher with a JKU that's just as clean as it was when it left the dealership 6 months ago..
At a car meet last night going around with no doors "nice wrangler" shut up ricer my lug nuts take more torque then your civic makes..

 

lmao that cracked me up. X2

 

I work with a lady that has a JK... stock suspension but has a niiiice set of 17" Mickey Thompson Sidebiters with 33" Baja Claws on them and a pretty sweet sounding metal mulisha dual exhaust... I would LOVE to take it off road. But it's nothing more than a pavement princess... WON'T take it off road... WON'T drive it too fast through a puddle on the rdway

When I first got mine she made fun of it "that's not a real jeep"

Then the other day someone that doesn't have a jeep said something similar and she defended me with...

"Well, in his defense... his Jeep does see more dirt than mine does."

HA!!!! SEE??!?! REAL JEEP!

 

a bronco owner said to me when i told him i had an 88 cherokee, "xj's are so awesome!" ....... damn straight