I think I would throw up if someone said that to me.
aww hell naww!!!!!!

 

Went and watched the mud bog last month and this hill billy ****er in another XJ drove by and said "Wow nice lift! And it's all suspension!! Damn!! I like those comp cuts!" Talking about my trimmed fenders...

 

got this one the other day...
"thats really nice, but you sould have got a real jeep, you can do a lot more with them".....

 

Someone once asked me "have you ever taken that thing really mudding?" Of course this was asked by some inbreed hick kid who wouldn't know how to go 4wheeling if he tried.

 

Girlfriend and roommate- "wow, you are such a hick in that Jeep. Why don't you just get a jacked up Ford?" Those are fighting words.

 

I had someone call me a redneck I said yea but I ain't driving no piece of **** ford.

 

Whats funny is I saw this thread about a week ago and couldnt think of nay stupid things people have said to me about my XJ......but it caught my attention and within one week these are what I got...

"You have a Cherokee? I thought you had a real Jeep like a Patriot or something. Those things are hella nice." I was talking to some girl when she said this. I just straight up walked away!!

"My wranglers better obviously because the junkyard around has has a ton of Cherokees and no wranglers." I told him he was stupid and Cherokees are actually driven unlike wranglers that either see the trail or are just mall queens. Where as Cherokees do it all and then some!!!

"I dont see whats so special about a Cherokee, isnt it JUST ANOTHER SUV, like a FORD EXPLORER?" Same idiot who said the one above me!!! This was after a weekend of me helping his ******* swap out his front and rear axles.....While working on them too he told me his wrangler could do more and of course I fought back saying even though he has a 2.5" lift and 31's then me with my 29 all terrains and stock lift with my leaf springs sagging below my axles (I know I got a 6.5" lift coming in dont judge me!) I could do whatever he could and when we go wheeling damn do I do everything he does

XJ is the best damn Jeep to have ever been in production! Jeeps are built not bought!

 

thats whatalize im trying to get people to re

 

"Is your car fixed yetttttttt?"

Lol... Or just saying anything while in the Jeep when I'm listening for funny noises. Which is daily...=P

Also, "It's got a 6 cylinder? Ohh... Why? That's lame."
I'm just like... Wait till I replace my TPS, I'll show you lame.
Mine'll spin the tires with ease. ;P

 

Where are your doors?

 

Today I was asked...

"Is your Jeep done yet?"
I said, "nope, it will never be done".

background: He was referring to specific damage due to a DUI driver.
He caught me right after I had been thinking about the seat that still has to be replaced (accident related; on order), the next 3" of lift (not accident related), and the new front bumper (not accident related).

 

Thursday no less than four people asked "So what happened to your rear bumper?!". I thought of getting a "I took it off to paint it" die so I can punch them in the face with it and tell 'em to go look in a mirror. I don't know why that annoys me so much.

 

Why is it purple?

 

im always telling my gf to be quiet and she is like why?? all snotty and i tell her im listening for things to fix (high idle issues)

 

My best friend has to hush her mouth so I can listen to the banging my car makes when surging. =P