If you ram it in the volcano you wont have to worry about cheap parts... My friend said after the back of my brake cylinder broke as i was installing the brake line....

 

i have a 96 jeep cherokee.
its my baby and my girlfriend knows it..
but the other day were driving around
and we drive past a lift wrangler unlimited.

and this is what she says
" when are you gonna get a real jeep like that? "
like a kick in the nuts

damn near threw her out the car.. hahahaha jk but ya
deff one of the worst things you could say to a cherokee owner.

 

I would've slammed on the brakes and asked her if she wanted to walk the rest the way.

 

I got done putting on rock sliders and these girls i chill with they go '' Ohh you put on running boards so we can get in your jeep easier '' i go no but good one lol

 

"Thats the wimpiest exhaust ive ever heard."

"Thats the *****tiest V8 ive ever heard"

"My V8 has WAY more power then your jeep. If we went off road id win"

"Dude. Fix the rust. Its gross"

All in the last week

 

I have independent suspension which means i have more ground clearance, that makes my (ranger, toyota, etc.) better

 

Independent= it has a mind of it's own

 

Dad- "Are you gunna clean that?"
Me- " you wanna? Cuz last time I checked that's what rain is for." I get that all the time at school too...
"What car do you drive?"
Me- " my XJ."
"What's that?"
Me- " a flying ****in flying carpet...."

 

Ha independent suspension means more parts that can break and get dust and mud In

 

one of my managers (the one who OWNS a stock xj) asked me if i had a body lift. i yelled at him for about twenty minutes. moron.

 

Lol sad sad sad... I haven't gotten that yet, but ill be pissed when I do lol

 

Where do you work?

 

jamba juice..... lol

 

Extremely off topic but why are there never "bigger" people working at places like that?

 

i got that about a week ago, as a matter of fact ppl are always asking me, get a F***ing cule ppl!