"your a/c is busted i dont wanna ride to the game with u!"
1 week goes by and there dodge neon is in a ditch. i get a call, hey..... could you pull my car out and give us a ride home if it doesnt work? me- ugh fine but i want $10 gas $$!!! them- fine.. so i go pull it out and its dead! so i pulled it to a turn around area on the side of the road and took them home!

did i mention it was 105F that day? haha!

Why put money into it its a waste of time

^ reminds me of one!

my parents always give me crap about buying xj stuff right? so one time when i bought something my mom said why do u keep dumping $$ into that old jeep? and i said why does dad keep dumping money on you then? haha bad idea...... lost the jeep and all driving for a week!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey buddy, nice station wagon!

Quote from my buddy after he lost it and almost rolled down a hill. In a Dodge ram 2500 diesel. He gave me a beer and an apology after I got him back on the road. The other is "is that a diesel?"

Was telling a friend of mine that I just bought an XJ and he came back with, "why would you buy one of those rattle boxes? Get a FourRunner, they're much better"

the one i hate most
"is that a V6?"
and then theres one of my favorites (friends get in back seat)
"whats that smell?"
and first time my dad saw the jeep lifted with stock tires
"isnt that cute" he was being a Di%& on purpose... i took his beer away

you don't need more lift and bigger tires

(my wife tell me that all the time)

parts counter "so a grand cherokee right?"

"Hey does that thing have a Hemi?"

lol just bought a bumper sticker that said that

"... then drove up the 'decorative rock' he had in his front yard and left it there for 4 hours" ColoradoXJ88

That's awesome.

Parents are like that. My mom doesn't get it, but she likes my Jeep because it's 'nice' and 'fun to drive, for a truck'. Dad totally gets it, though. Caught him tearing around a dirt parking lot getting air on the bumps when he was supposed to just be going to get it to pick me up since I was sore (dislocated knee, floating knee cap due to torn ligaments, broken shoulder in 3 places. Motorcycles are fun, until you hit the ground!). He's been pretty supportive of the rebuild, and is the one who hinted I should build a stroker since I'll have the motor out anyway.

person: "why didnt you get a real jeep?" me: "oh..didnt no mine was fake?"

"should have got the normal jeep"