hahaha, love that, I would always see people write that when I was looking for my cherokee on craigslist. "These V6's run forever, nothing can stop them" Then you call them to check if its a V6 or inline 6 and they dont even know what you're talking about!!!

 

dont 4get my shocks!

 

all my friends say "dude why dont you get a "real" jeep" i just laugh and say "dude i could get your "real" jeep unstuck anyday just give me a call"

 

A few weeks back I met one of my friend's buddies, Rob, while he was over at their house. He had a '95 ZJ that I saw parked outside before I went in to meet him(I couldn't help but notice the 4x4, lack of mud and scratches).

We got to talking, and I offered to show off my '92 XJ to him. As soon as he saw it, he said "Sorry that you can't go offroad in that thing."

I got him to follow me up to a trail where my 2wd promptly outperformed his ZJ. He apologized and gave me a joint.

I love my Jeep.

 

I got that alot from people right after i bought my XJ "Oh, i thought you meant a "Jeep, Jeep" lol

 

Hell yeah! My XJ with broken 4WD has outdone my buddies with "respectable" F-350 trucks. They just sink in that south Alaska mud, and their street tires just spin in the snow. One guy with a big triton V10 got really, really pissed when I beat him in a race on a frozen lake, any moment he hit the gas his wheels just spun, but the little chevy V6 let the power get down.

To anyone, if you don't have a towing hitch yet, I'd say get one. You'll prove your jeeps prowess at least once, I guarantee it.

 

The Wk2 weighs from 4400-5200 Lbs (Allpar.com) vs my 3100 lb Xj. Too heavy for my liking.

 

my gf keeps calling redmuck a she,i said he is a he,then her mother says all cars are a she and i said this aint a car. then she says it has 4 wheels, its a car.

 

If it has no bed, it's a car.

 

My brother and sister in law got all excited when the wife said I got a jeep "mind you there 11 ans 9 years old" They saw the cherokee and they say "hey wheres the Jeep" lol you're looking at it. And they say why didn't you buy a Denali like my dad. I told them I don't need power fold down seats and no ground clearance.

 

I have a ZJ but I don't see a "things not to say to a ZJ owner" so.
1) I drive my Jeep into my auto shop at my school and the only girl in the class says, "Oh i thought you meant one of those Wranglers, not this thing."
2) Same girl says, "Oh I'm buying a 98 wrongler I bet I could out wheel that, cuz that thing has four doors it can't do anything cool." Well its not a transformer.
So I went wheeling with her in her little wrongler and my stock ZJ with bad tires out wheeled her wrongler by a mile.

 

cherokees are cool but bronco 2's are better

 

Most important one.

What the hell is an XJ?

Best response, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. Always pisses people off.

Thx Beerfest.

 

be even better if you had a grand cherokee lol

 

you should have finished the story with "and then i tapped that ***"