Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Aurora
Year: 1997 XJ
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO JASPER MOTOR
i hate that man last time i was in moab i was told to park my jeep and walk the trail on prichett. well guess who did all the same lines as the tjs on 35's+? me. i walked up stuff they struggled with. they apologized at the end of the day and gave me props for wheelin my xj how i did.
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From: Virginia
Year: 1997
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
"Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
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Joined: Sep 2008
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From: MD
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
I asked this girl with a POS wrongler 4 banger "why dont yall wave at cherokee owners?"
She says "they dont own real jeeps."
I asked her weather her or my jeep could go farther off road. Needless to say i won before haveing to turn over my motor. HAHAHA
That and i've heard "It's a POS i dont know why you like that thing so much"
A week later" Hey uh... wanna come pull me out of some mud?" NO! hahaha
She says "they dont own real jeeps."
I asked her weather her or my jeep could go farther off road. Needless to say i won before haveing to turn over my motor. HAHAHA
That and i've heard "It's a POS i dont know why you like that thing so much"
A week later" Hey uh... wanna come pull me out of some mud?" NO! hahaha
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From: NC
Model: Cherokee
I had this EXACT conversation at the Dodge/Chrysler/Jeep dealership. The guy looked at my like an idiot saying, "grand cherokee or regular cherokee, and what engine?" I said, "I said it's a 4.0 Cherokee. Did I stutter?" The guy looked down and was like "oh." then got me my 16 freakin dollar replacement bolt for the tensioner pulley. 16 bucks! geez.
Went in with a dead relay..nothing special just your standard 12v 20/30A relay and wanted 5. The guy looked at it like it came from Mars. He started typing in all kinds of codes and numbers in the computer. Then gave up and asked me what vehicle it was for. Eventually after he looked it up he went to the back and pulled the ONE they had in stock and said he could order the other ones for me. OH. and charged me 13$ for a
relay. Took my relay home, put it in and ordered 5 online for a total of about 21$ including shipping.
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From: NC
Model: Cherokee
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"Why didn't you get a 4runner?"
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
"Hummer makes the best off road vehicles."
"When are you gonna wash that?"
And my favorite:
::walk into auto parts store, and tell them, "I need such and such a part for a '99 Jeep Cherokee, 4 wheel drive, 4.0 inline 6." Their response, "Grand Cherokee or regular?" Did I SAY grand at any point?::
