What does your post have to do with " things not to say to an xj owner" an I'm done so relax pleas.

 

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I do that all the time for some reason.

 

Big O mechanic: "did this thing catch some air recently?"

Me: "... uhhh speed bumps don't hold me back."

Big O mechanic: "that's how it should be."

 

When you show up to work and you get

"What happened to your explorer "




And after a blank stare you say
" are you f'in kidding me? Look at this thing!"

And they walk away dazed and confused

 

"That looks to me like a an early 90's cherokee if not grand to be specific. I know cuz I have aLimited Grand Cherokee"

LOL

Or this will happen... read the comments if you're bored, wanna LOL, and see how much of a petty b**** I can be

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=3&theater

 

... wow. i did lol at that but dang, how rediculous lol

 

Lol, I want to be Sean lavenders friend.

"can you tell the difference between my left fist and my right fist coming at your face bro"

Awesome

 

"hey bro, you should put some 24's on that Jeep. That would be bad a$$."

As I'm sitting at a red light, this kid pulls up in his Exploder sitting on 20's, blaring his radio. He says that too me, I looked at him like "are you effing retarded, it's a JEEP not a hoopdy". Sped off at the green light as my exhaust rumbles loudly.

 

Sean's awesome, send him a request - lol - he'll accept.

 

At a local mud hole guy in a nissan hard body says to me....

how many bags of groceries can you fit in the back?

A$$hole.

 

Some guys hanging out on a street corner yelled *NICE HUMMER!* and then started laughing at me.
It was pretty hilarious that they thought that's what I was going for but I'm to broke.

Lmao!!'

 

If you see him again, tell him your Jeep get's more chicks than his import every will.


And imported chicks don't count.

 

Plus you can take chicks to more private spots with out worrying bout the PD rolling up on ya LOL

 

i was thinkin that i don't count grocery bags, i count corpses.... but the chick thing is good too. I'll ask my wife if i'm aloud to say that? HAHA

 

i can fit more girs in my XJ...