Thank you po for not getting any upgrades on it besides a tow package. Thank you fo towing the he'll out of it and making my leafs be past 180degrees, thank u for owning a beach buisness and leaving 5 buckets worth ofsand in it. Thank you for bending the transmission fluid hose when putting a radiator in, which caused it to die multiple times at stoplights. Thank you for never getting the death wobble fixed, and thank you for these rusty pacer wheels with bald Cooper cobra tires

 

to the p.o of karma.
i think i found ur coke razor.
thanks fer the bent and twisted bumper and bent frame.
thanks fer having butterfly stickers on the window
thanks fer the busted passenger side mirror
thanks fer some how mashing the outer piller but not crack the window
thanks fer never using a hose to clean the crap from under it (darker than a coal miners crack)
thanks fer the info on "leaks a little tranny, oil and brake fluid"

all in all thanks fer the 800 ride and a free head gasket (just makes me wonder what's next). and i thank your brother fer installing a sweet head unit and leaving everything wired up.

 

Can you give me back my razor? lmao jk

 

You beet me too it

 

To the PO, my wife. Thanks for doing everything I told you to do. I am glad that I put a class III hitch on it so when that crack head rearended you it didn't hurt our awesome cherokee. And please don't drive it again. Ever! JK. Love you honey.

 

To the PO, WTF!!!!!! Wood screws are not meant to replace various clips and panel screws inside and outside.. That means the headlights too you moron!!!! Sincerely, A real mechanic.

 

lmfao

 

you guys are flipn funny lol just wantd to say thank you to the lady that own my 91 xj for her boyfriend being to damn lazy to change the tps sensor and not putting on a muffler o and im stiff finding fishing hooks from you 2 years later lol

 

To the PO who originally owned my 98 in Michigan,

Thank you for completely ignoring every single manufacturer mandated maintenance schedual. You obviously have never herd the phrases "Routine Maintenance" because I found every fluid that wasn't oil in the jeep is either brown or black. You also aparently thought it'd be funny to just throw whatever the hell you had with in reach all over because there are somehow stains on the headliner and all over the floors. And last but not least thanks for NEVER washing the jeep during the winter months. The fact that my rocker pannels are almost disinigrated really shows how much you give a $*** about you're vehicles.

To the kid I bought it from here,

Thanks for being honest with me and selling me the jeep cheap. The best $200 I've ever spent. But I did not appreciate the fact you never bothered to detail the interior and left mystery gunk in the ash tray and center console along with some odd disgusting yellow/green crap crusted around the windows. I also appreciate the metallic scuff marks on the rear window that will never come off from you throwing you're bike in the back of it and just shutting the hatch. Also thanks for the new clutch but when you put a clutch in GET A CLUTCH KIT NOT JUST THE DISK, The throw out bearing and slave cylinder groan and grind like the clutch is about to detonate every time I let it out. But over all thanks for the sweet jeep.

 

Dear Previous Owner,
Thank you for being absolutely retarded, you show up at my house with the front passenger wheel damn near on fire the caliper was stuck generally want to fix that before driving it 40 miles to me. Thank you for ripping out the headliner prolly because it sagged now i have this asbestos looking **** above my head, thanks for saying some rust, some rust means a little, not every floor pan and rockers with holes in them. You welcome only took three sheets of stainless. Thanks again for showing up with out a radio in it....and cutting the stock wiring harness who the fudge does that, luckily i found that pig tail under the center console, by the 4x4 linkage. The leafs sag they all do, oh and you forgot to mention the driver door what you did not think i would notice the welded on brackets, looks like a 3 year old found his dads stick welder with the wrong electrode in it real nice. Funny thing is you traded me straight up for a motorcycle I paid 200 dollars for that had been sitting outside for 35 years, with no title. But unlike you I clearly stated this in my ad. I guess who is the bigger fool. I have put 10k miles on it for 500 bucks with the repairs.

 

To previous owner

U obviously were cheap. U ran bad gas all the time and ruined the fuel pump. Thanks.
Also u never told me about the bad cat. Too much money into this.
Thanks for not smoking tho
F u for not bing a 4x4 ps I didn't buy it mom did.
Also thank u for the broken o2 sensor.
Nice tires. They became bald within a month.
U did good at losing bolts tho! I had to put in at least 7 bolts in the front bumper.
Nice job crashing it and finding a back door a little faded.
Plus I found 2 budduhs under the seat.
Finally. I found out what the squealing was. Serpatene Belt was loose.

Don't worry tho. I fixed the faded door. And everything listed. Bought for 3000$ put about 1200$ into it.

 

To the PO of my Jeep:
I understand that you originally came from FL... but was there no way you could park out of the sun? Somewhere along the way, you threw a set of snow chains, it happens, but could you have primered over the chips and scratches to avoid rust? Thank you for numbering the fuel injectors... it shows that you at least did some level of maintenance and had some understanding about mechanical procedures. How did the windshield get so cracked though?

 

And also,
To the PO, when you said it was blowing cold a/c a couple days ago, you could have just not lied to me and told me the a/c clutch relay was missing or not lied and said you didn't know and never used it.

 

To the PO and the PPO (dude's mom)

Thank you for putting a ridiculous ammount of miles on it. (now 243k on a 2000!)
Thank you for the "Squeaky U-joints" (read: almost completely shot)
Thank you for the crappy wiring on a sweet Viper alarm (its a rats nest that I wont touch)
Thank you for the saggy rear-end because of your dual 12" subs and giant box
Thank you for cutting into the grill and GLUEING stupid cheap-o "off-road" lights in
Thank you for the rust
Thank you for the CEL that refuses to go out
Thank you for the insane amount of dust and mud in EVERY crack and crevice
Thank you for the improperly mixed coolant that caused it to overheat (twice)

However
Thanks for the rebuilt motor and the 99 head with the 00 intake mani
Thanks for the Alpine typeS speakers and 1000w Kicker amp
Thanks for the for the straight up trade for my Sentra with a bad tranny

 

To the PO:

I'm scared by the ancient rabbits foot I found in the glove box...
I know you were a drunk and you probably thought it would help...
but according to the person dealing with your estate... it didn't.