Once, after a long Harley ride into the sticks, I stopped to use the bathroom at a convienience store.

They were closing and the mens room was out of order.

Desperate for a recepticle for my misery (dang burritos) I suggested I use the women's room.

The lady behind the counter said "sure you can but you know the rule"

I said "Yeah, put the seat down."

She said "No, don't push the red button."

I said "why, what's the red button for?"

She said "It's the tampon remover."


Whatever you do, don't push that red button while you're in the driver seat.

Ask me how I know it hurts.