when you spend your 3 day weekend working on both..

 

When you tear stuff apart that works perfectly fine and has no problems just to make sure it works perfectly fine and has no problems,

 

When your "NEW" rig is at least 9 years old, needs new brakes the moment you get it home and requires a drip pan to be parked in the driveway.

 

When you are late to your second class because you had a nightmare that someone stole your Jeep.

True story. Just happened

 

You know you have a XJ when you look at other jacked up trucks and wonder how you keep them so clean.... oh wait you dont really go off road with that do ya?

 

Hhahahaha darn mall crawlers

 

You know you own a XJ when you cut your alarm off by opening the hatch.
You know you own a XJ when everybody else but you loves to see a paved road

 

when the vehicle lights coming from behind you light up more of the road in front of you than your headlights do.

 

i hate that! altho it is because i am lifted so the little cars shine their light under mine lol

 

haha too true!

 

When you tell one of your friends you are going to park on their car when they **** you off, and it actually works as a threat because they know it is possible

 

They put them on the road to steal the trucks over here. They were stuck in beer caps and put hundreds on the pavement. I didn't even stop, the caps fell off after 30-40 miles.

 

you know you drive an xj when you are the only one who knows how to start it.

 

Yeah in my area people put nails and screws in soda bottles or sandwich boxes (whopper or big mac style boxes) and wait til people run them over usually for a kick to see someone with a flat tire or to steal their car when they are either waiting for a tow truck or off getting help.

Ive had this happen to me HUNDREDS of times but luckily since my truck is rollin on 33s my truck laughed it off. thankfully my XJ isnt street legal! if it was id probably be screwed since I still havent gotten a chance to install my lift thats been waiting.

 

You know your obsessed with jeeps when you do an equation in algebra 2 and the result is 9JK squared and all you can think of is thats a lot of wranglers