Nice

 

You know you drive an 96+ xj when you are the only one who can open the back doors and undo the seat belts
When your battery dies and you find out you can stick weld with jumper cables (Think about it)

 

When people get in your backseat and can't figure out the seat belts cause the buckles are underneath the seat and the belts are behind the backrest.

 

oh man, that's a good one, I've confused a lot of people with that one

 

when youve been working on the brake system for entirely too long...and still cant get it working. i hate jeep's brakes. i removed my abs system and put another master cyl/brake booster on....i got alot of bleeding to do

 

Hahahaha x2 on that one!!!

 

When you take a "shortcut" to your friend's house by cutting across a field, even though it takes 5 minutes longer.
When 215 miles on 3/4 tank of fuel is the best thing since sliced bread.

 

when 215 miles on a FULL tank of gas is the best thing since sliced bread. LOL

 

hey i'm on stock tires! My mileage isn't THAT bad!
This is also with 91 octane clear gas (no ethanol!)

 

Hi DJKnightmare. That's right. Sounds funny but it is true.

 

you know you drive an xj when explaining "yes this part will work, no it doesn't matter it's from a/an (insert vehicle here), yes I'm dead sure it'll work, yeah it'll take a few hours on saturday" becomes second nature to you, and you know the few hours on saturday will somehow like always with xj time turn into the whole weekend lol.

 

I love to screw with people, I always fold down my back seat and stick the belts behind the lock for the seat, then when they grab the belt they can't figure out how to get it around the lock!

 

It's awesome how many of us have done this. I love doing that too. My friends freak out because they do not trust my driving skills and want to buckle-up but can't.

 

You know you drive an XJ when you go out right after it rains and find a nice muddy area or turn so you can drift your XJ in the mud, I love handbrakes!

 

you dont need a handbrake in an xj!!!!