You Know You Drive an XJ When...
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From: NC
Model: Cherokee
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From: Douglassville/Altoona, Pa
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 HO
When you go into a verizon store just to "look at phones" even though you have sprint and the only reason you went in was so you could park next to a lifted YJ.
Same thing with TJ maxx...happened to me twice today HAHA
I'm a jeep loser
Same thing with TJ maxx...happened to me twice today HAHA
I'm a jeep loser
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From: TX
Year: 95
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
and it didn't dawn on you TJ Maxx is a store until you remembered this is an XJ thread
i prefer not to think of it as being a jeep loser, so much as a XJ addict
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From: Daytona Beach, Fl
Year: 1988
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
When you have more than 1, but only 1 is drivable.
When you buy some sort of fluid, be it oil or power steering fluid, more often than you buy milk.
When you are excited to spend less than $40 on a tank of gas, from E.
When you are excited that said tank goes more than 250 miles.
When you pull away normally from an intersection after a bit of rain, only to spin the tires a little on the white painted line and get a dirty look from a cop (it's the Torque, officer, I swear!).
And the top way you know you drive an XJ... "When you spend more time on Cherokee Forum than actually driving the Cherokee!"
When you buy some sort of fluid, be it oil or power steering fluid, more often than you buy milk.
When you are excited to spend less than $40 on a tank of gas, from E.
When you are excited that said tank goes more than 250 miles.
When you pull away normally from an intersection after a bit of rain, only to spin the tires a little on the white painted line and get a dirty look from a cop (it's the Torque, officer, I swear!).
And the top way you know you drive an XJ... "When you spend more time on Cherokee Forum than actually driving the Cherokee!"
im glad to know im not the only one lol
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From: salt lake city, utah
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
you know you drive an xj when you have enogh spare parts at home to build another xj!
you know you drive an xj when everybody at the local junk yard knows you by name!
you know you drive an xj when everybody at the local junk yard knows you by name!
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From: lawrence KS
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
you know when...
you know when you drive an XJ when you warn your friends the back hatch will slam shut after it slams them in the head...
you know when you drive an XJ when you park everywhere that isnt a parking spot.
you know when you drive an XJ when you its over 200,000 and still rollin strong.
you know when you drive an XJ when you always turn down the radio to hear if there are any new noises.
you know when you drive an XJ when you have it sitting in the garage forever tryin to get a mod on and ride a bike instead.
you know when you drive an XJ when you can pull a 8700lbs work van with all four rotors rusted closed down the street.
you know when you drive an XJ when you hit a bump going 40mph and you end up in the next lane from the tires hoppin.
you know when you drive an XJ when you park everywhere that isnt a parking spot.
you know when you drive an XJ when you its over 200,000 and still rollin strong.
you know when you drive an XJ when you always turn down the radio to hear if there are any new noises.
you know when you drive an XJ when you have it sitting in the garage forever tryin to get a mod on and ride a bike instead.
you know when you drive an XJ when you can pull a 8700lbs work van with all four rotors rusted closed down the street.
you know when you drive an XJ when you hit a bump going 40mph and you end up in the next lane from the tires hoppin.
Last edited by xj20004x4; Sep 3, 2010 at 12:56 AM.
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you know when you drive an XJ when you warn your friends the back hatch will slam shut after it slams them in the head...
you know when you drive an XJ when you park everywhere that isnt a parking spot.
you know when you drive an XJ when you its over 200,000 and still rollin strong.
you know when you drive an XJ when you always turn down the radio to hear if there are any new noises.
you know when you drive an XJ when you have it sitting in the garage forever tryin to get a mod on and ride a bike instead.
you know when you drive an XJ when you can pull a 8700lbs work van with all four rotors rusted closed down the street.
you know when you drive an XJ when you park everywhere that isnt a parking spot.
you know when you drive an XJ when you its over 200,000 and still rollin strong.
you know when you drive an XJ when you always turn down the radio to hear if there are any new noises.
you know when you drive an XJ when you have it sitting in the garage forever tryin to get a mod on and ride a bike instead.
you know when you drive an XJ when you can pull a 8700lbs work van with all four rotors rusted closed down the street.
(given she has new axles, and re-built driveshafts)
You know you drive an XJ when the only thing you know for sure are original are the VIN tags and the unibody.
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From: lawrence KS
Year: 1996
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
you know
dont know if they been replaced. still mud the **** out of it though..
you know when you drive an XJ when everyone has to get you to roll down or unlock there window or door.
you know when you drive an XJ when your on these forums instead of studying for that calc. exam
you know when you drive an XJ when you tap it on the dash and say "you can make it" on long trips.
cant think of anymore besides you know when you drive an XJ when you when none of the electrical works besides your door panel and the radio?? (never been able to figure this out)
you know when you drive an XJ when you can pull the lock out the pass. door and twist it if you locked your keys inside. (only worked for awhile then the lock completely broke, black duct tape fixed that)
you know when you drive an XJ when everyone has to get you to roll down or unlock there window or door.
you know when you drive an XJ when your on these forums instead of studying for that calc. exam
you know when you drive an XJ when you tap it on the dash and say "you can make it" on long trips.
cant think of anymore besides you know when you drive an XJ when you when none of the electrical works besides your door panel and the radio?? (never been able to figure this out)
you know when you drive an XJ when you can pull the lock out the pass. door and twist it if you locked your keys inside. (only worked for awhile then the lock completely broke, black duct tape fixed that)
Last edited by xj20004x4; Sep 3, 2010 at 01:22 AM.
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From: bayside ny
Year: 1989
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