This is too funny!
08-14-2010, 11:50 PM
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This is too funny!
The economy is so bad that:
.I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
.African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child '
...commercials!
.Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
.I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
.CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
.Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
.My ATM gave me an IOU!
.A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
.I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
.I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
.If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
.McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
.Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
.My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
.A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
.Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
.A picture is now only worth 200 words.
.They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
.When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
.The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
.Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.....
.I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
.African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child '
...commercials!
.Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
.I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
.CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
.Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
.My ATM gave me an IOU!
.A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
.I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
.I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
.If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
.McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
.Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
.My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
.A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
.Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
.A picture is now only worth 200 words.
.They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
.When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
.The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
.Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.....
08-15-2010, 12:25 AM
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Holy s**t i almost f**king died laughing haha
i needed that cuz my whole day was ruined when wal-mart didnt have enough to give me change when i gave them 2 $20 bills for a set of $25 foglights
i needed that cuz my whole day was ruined when wal-mart didnt have enough to give me change when i gave them 2 $20 bills for a set of $25 foglights
08-15-2010, 11:31 AM
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The economy is so bad that:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.....
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