Things not to say to an xj owner
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From: Apple Valley, MN
Year: 1999
Model: Cherokee (XJ)
Engine: 4.0L
Originally Posted by Zacks98
Worst is door questions..oh my god. I just had this conversation with some random dude in the parking lot:
"hey dude what happened to your doors?"
I took them off.
"so you broke it."
Yep thats exactly what I did. I broke my doors.
"well what are you going to do when it rains?"
Well I actually have this little thing that when it rains it drops down kinda like a garage door but plastic.
"thats sweet, where'd you get it?"
China.
"hey dude what happened to your doors?"
I took them off.
"so you broke it."
Yep thats exactly what I did. I broke my doors.
"well what are you going to do when it rains?"
Well I actually have this little thing that when it rains it drops down kinda like a garage door but plastic.
"thats sweet, where'd you get it?"
China.
"thats sweet, where'd you get it?"
China.
China.
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From: Llewellyn, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
Worst is door questions..oh my god. I just had this conversation with some random dude in the parking lot:
"hey dude what happened to your doors?"
I took them off.
"so you broke it."
Yep thats exactly what I did. I broke my doors.
"well what are you going to do when it rains?"
Well I actually have this little thing that when it rains it drops down kinda like a garage door but plastic.
"thats sweet, where'd you get it?"
China.
I think his mom and dad are also his aunt and uncle..
"hey dude what happened to your doors?"
I took them off.
"so you broke it."
Yep thats exactly what I did. I broke my doors.
"well what are you going to do when it rains?"
Well I actually have this little thing that when it rains it drops down kinda like a garage door but plastic.
"thats sweet, where'd you get it?"
China.
I think his mom and dad are also his aunt and uncle..
<----This does not express how much I am actually laughing right now!!!
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Model: Cherokee
Originally Posted by Zacks98
Worst is door questions..oh my god. I just had this conversation with some random dude in the parking lot:
"hey dude what happened to your doors?"
I took them off.
"so you broke it."
Yep thats exactly what I did. I broke my doors.
"well what are you going to do when it rains?"
Well I actually have this little thing that when it rains it drops down kinda like a garage door but plastic.
"thats sweet, where'd you get it?"
China.
I think his mom and dad are also his aunt and uncle..
"hey dude what happened to your doors?"
I took them off.
"so you broke it."
Yep thats exactly what I did. I broke my doors.
"well what are you going to do when it rains?"
Well I actually have this little thing that when it rains it drops down kinda like a garage door but plastic.
"thats sweet, where'd you get it?"
China.
I think his mom and dad are also his aunt and uncle..
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From: NorthEast P.A
Year: 87' & 96'
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 & 4.0 Turbo project
anot"her clasic, some chick I met in a TJ said to me,
"you dont have a real jeep unless it has round headlights"
response,
"I have square lights so I can perfectly line them up with your bathroom window and watch you in the shower"
Ill take my square lights and smash ram them round lights rite off your
"real jeep".
"but your rite, now I get it, your husband bought that jeep with round headlights becasue he wanted to remind everyone around towne how big your holes are, and how quick youll take your top off.
"you dont have a real jeep unless it has round headlights"
response,
"I have square lights so I can perfectly line them up with your bathroom window and watch you in the shower"
Ill take my square lights and smash ram them round lights rite off your
"real jeep".
"but your rite, now I get it, your husband bought that jeep with round headlights becasue he wanted to remind everyone around towne how big your holes are, and how quick youll take your top off.
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From: Randoph ohio!
Year: 98
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Originally Posted by cobra96svt570
anot"her clasic, some chick I met in a TJ said to me,
"you dont have a real jeep unless it has round headlights"
response,
"I have square lights so I can perfectly line them up with your bathroom window and watch you in the shower"
Ill take my square lights and smash ram them round lights rite off your
"real jeep".
"but your rite, now I get it, your husband bought that jeep with round headlights becasue he wanted to remind everyone around towne how big your holes are, and how quick youll take your top off.
"you dont have a real jeep unless it has round headlights"
response,
"I have square lights so I can perfectly line them up with your bathroom window and watch you in the shower"
Ill take my square lights and smash ram them round lights rite off your
"real jeep".
"but your rite, now I get it, your husband bought that jeep with round headlights becasue he wanted to remind everyone around towne how big your holes are, and how quick youll take your top off.
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From: Llewellyn, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
At least 10.......maaaaybe 11, just for good measure!
Took my jeep to the local car cruise, found a parking spot that was inaccessible because some jerkoff blocked the entrance...So I went around to the back of the lot (where the spot was) and drove up the dirt hill and pulled right into the spot
. A snobby woman walked by and here was the conversation that resulted.
Woman: How and when did this heap get here?
Me glaring at her and her Grand Am: Have you ever had tire marks on your hood?
Woman: No?.....
Me: Well would you like to?
I just realized.....my town is full of A-Holes
Took my jeep to the local car cruise, found a parking spot that was inaccessible because some jerkoff blocked the entrance...So I went around to the back of the lot (where the spot was) and drove up the dirt hill and pulled right into the spot
. A snobby woman walked by and here was the conversation that resulted.Woman: How and when did this heap get here?
Me glaring at her and her Grand Am: Have you ever had tire marks on your hood?
Woman: No?.....
Me: Well would you like to?
I just realized.....my town is full of A-Holes
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From: Mercer County, NJ
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 HO
Originally Posted by Griff94
At least 10.......maaaaybe 11, just for good measure!
Took my jeep to the local car cruise, found a parking spot that was inaccessible because some jerkoff blocked the entrance...So I went around to the back of the lot (where the spot was) and drove up the dirt hill and pulled right into the spot. A snobby woman walked by and here was the conversation that resulted.
Woman: How and when did this heap get here?
Me glaring at her and her Grand Am: Have you ever had tire marks on your hood?
Woman: No?.....
Me: Well would you like to?
I just realized.....my town is full of A-Holes
Took my jeep to the local car cruise, found a parking spot that was inaccessible because some jerkoff blocked the entrance...So I went around to the back of the lot (where the spot was) and drove up the dirt hill and pulled right into the spot
. A snobby woman walked by and here was the conversation that resulted.Woman: How and when did this heap get here?
Me glaring at her and her Grand Am: Have you ever had tire marks on your hood?
Woman: No?.....
Me: Well would you like to?
I just realized.....my town is full of A-Holes
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From: Ontario, Canada
Year: 1989 Laredo
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 L 6 Renix
My XJ is 22 years old, at the A&W they were setting up for the cruise night, I was eatin supper. She asked me if I would be moving my jeep soon because they want to make room for the classics. I did not support the cruise at that location.
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From: Llewellyn, PA
Year: 1998
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6
That's the one freaking thing I'm mad about...My cell phone is broken (never buy a Samsung...and if you have a Samsung Impression, get rid of it!) and I can't take pics because my touch screen doesn't work. And I was uploading a picture onto my PC after I wrecked my red XJ and I left the camera sitting on the floor with the power on and the lens out and I stepped on it...I still need to get a pic of all the XJs that sit in my schools parking lot.
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From: Mercer County, NJ
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 HO
Originally Posted by Griff94
That's the one freaking thing I'm mad about...My cell phone is broken (never buy a Samsung...and if you have a Samsung Impression, get rid of it!) and I can't take pics because my touch screen doesn't work. And I was uploading a picture onto my PC after I wrecked my red XJ and I left the camera sitting on the floor with the power on and the lens out and I stepped on it...I still need to get a pic of all the XJs that sit in my schools parking lot.
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From: Randoph ohio!
Year: 98
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Originally Posted by peep
My XJ is 22 years old, at the A&W they were setting up for the cruise night, I was eatin supper. She asked me if I would be moving my jeep soon because they want to make room for the classics. I did not support the cruise at that location.