YKYDAXJW....
Your wife drives the jeep to work when it snows, and leaves you the crappy old BMW to drive!

 

You know you drive an xj when being broke is the last thing on your mind... What you should buy next is first

 

x2 haha story of my life

 

You know you drive an xj when your fiancee's parents offer to buy you a practical vehicle

 

You know you drive an XJ when you look at a Lamborghini and think to yourself how much better your XJ is. And when you don't understand why bikers are apparently seen as a symbol of freedom... how is sticking to the government-paved roads freedom? Freedom is the ability to go wherever I want, like an XJ can.

 

That's deep man haha

 

You know you drive an xj when you see a mud puddle on the opposite side of the road wait till the cars pass then go thru it I do this cuz a clean jeep is a jeep that's not bein used!

 

X2

 

you know you drive an xj when your buddy knocks your rig after you cut the fenders, then praises the truck after you get 35's under it,

Me: i thought you hated the fenders!
Him: i don't care now, i want one!

he said this after following me in an s10, man my xj dwarfed that truck.

 

You know you drive an XJ when instead of backing out of a parking space, you drive up and over the curb planter. (I do this at school cause they just have planters filled with dirt haha)

 

haha i do the same thing cuz nobody lets me threw

 

you know you drive an xj when you drive over some large rocks because a P.O.S. ford explore blocks you in when your out buying fire works

This reminded me

 

You know you drive an XJ when you think road signs saying "Chains or 4 Wheel Drive Required" are actually more of a suggestion.

 

You know you drive an XJ when your garage smells like motor oil.

 

you kno you drive an xj when u got 2 lifted ones in your yard and ur dad complanes the dirty and need to wash them