You know you drive an xj when you can barely hear the tire howl on the hyway because of the wind tunnel noise from all the bad and missing door seals.

You know you drive an xj when you break it, then decide to drive it broken 60 miles on a parts run, cause even with a broke suspension it is cooler than anything else on the road.

You know you drive an xj when your buddy asks what that rattling noise is and you crank up the stereo and yell "WHAT NOISE".

You know you drive an xj when you don't wash it because the mud plugging all the rust holes will fall out and dust will come in.

You know you drive an xj when when everyone else is locked into 4 wheel drive and you havn't even thought about reaching for the transfer case shifter yet............

 

You are the only one that doesn't complain about the road buckling in cold weather

 

You know you drive an XJ when you have a spray bottle of washer fluid under your driver's seat because neither of your washer pumps work XD

 

Or....
You know you drive an XJ when it takes you 3 weeks to realize that your rear washer isn't broken, some smartguy just flipped the nozzle around so it sprays backwards....

 

The best is when you dont realize the hose is removed and you pressing the button and just think to yourself, "hmm something else to add to the things to fix list."

 

I was actually getting excited that there was something I could use as an excuse for working on it too

 

i cant wait for the warmer weather or at least until the snow melts cause i wanna check my radio connection, do some hella lights on grill and replace fog lights but still too cold and i dont have driveway

 

You know you drive an xj when you don't bother shovelling the driveway, just a walkway to and from the heep

 

You know you drive an xj when you can't wait til the next morning to install your new headlights so you do it at 1130 pm

 

Or shovel the plow pile "blocking" you in..

 

"when your door buzzer startles you"

 

Vise grips on the hatch shock thing, easier then a hockey stick

 

I just got something better than vise grips strongarms baby lol. I feel luxurious the doors opens for me now

 

you know you drive an xj when you work on it in an underground parking lot cuz its to cold.( live in winnipeg mb)

you know you drive an xj when your neighbor witnesses you building a garage door to your bedroom so you can sleep beside it haha lol

 

You know you drive an XJ when you see a steep hill and say to yourself..."Yeah...I can make it."