New "you know you drive an xj when"
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From: Jacksonville, NC
Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
Engine: I6 4.0L HO
When the girl you like breaks down in the parking lot and u have soo many tools you could be a mobile mechanic. And you go and fix her brand new camerro in less the 30 min you get her # and u got a date tonight...and she loves your xj 
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From: Frederick, MD from Cleveland, OH
Year: 1993 YJ Wrangler
Engine: 4.0 I6
...and you're in NC so there's a 90% chance she's cute lol
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From: Olean NY where salt eats jeeps
Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
OMG where do I start lol she is 9out of 10 lol
1. Adams apple
2. A bulged
3. Massive amounts of 5 o'clock shadows
4. Forearms the size of popeyes
5. Take a ruler and measure the curtains. Lol if past 2 inches get out of the kitchen man
Yea I'm bored at work sorry lol
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From: Jacksonville, NC
Year: 1993
Model: Cherokee
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Well first of all usmclovesxj you can start by performing a Manual look over just to make sure everything is in tip top shape. start at the rear, and work your way up. BUT! in order to make sure this is a 9 out of 10 follow these rules.... Does it have...
1. Adams apple
2. A bulged
3. Massive amounts of 5 o'clock shadows
4. Forearms the size of popeyes
5. Take a ruler and measure the curtains. Lol if past 2 inches get out of the kitchen man
Yea I'm bored at work sorry lol
1. Adams apple
2. A bulged
3. Massive amounts of 5 o'clock shadows
4. Forearms the size of popeyes
5. Take a ruler and measure the curtains. Lol if past 2 inches get out of the kitchen man
Yea I'm bored at work sorry lol
.. But no she is drop dead beautiful. Lol... ...things to do list-#1.Get lucky tonight.
#2.Start relationship lol
...me and her talk and know each other so its cool not like I just met her lol
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From: Olean NY where salt eats jeeps
Year: 1995
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L
Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
On that note you know u drive an xj when u spend the whole time working on your xj then get dressed in 5min and go out on the date lol
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From: Eau Claire, Wisconsin
Year: 2000
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Originally Posted by UsmclovesXJ
On that note you know u drive an xj when u spend the whole time working on your xj then get dressed in 5min and go out on the date lol
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