when you wont use the carwash degreaser for fear of some random piece's only hope at survival is the grease's cohesion

 

You know you spend too much time on CF when you type /f11 instead of clicking twice to get to the For Sale forum.

 

you know you drive an xj when you drive it around with no insurance, an expired tag, no insurance, and a missing headlight. the rewards out way the risks

 

You know you drive an XJ when someone at work asks you how you have been and you tell them about your recent upgrades on your XJ.

 

When ur gf texts u 'what are u doing?' and I reply 'washing my jeep'......she's like 'finally!!!!' even though I washed it 5 days ago

 

When you and your jeep smell of PB blaster, due to the planned repairs/upgrades planned for the upcoming weekend.

 

When you speed off to Advance Auto because it closes soon and you just saw an ad saying PB Blaster and rubberized undercoating were both 2 for $7.

 

when you can hit deer after deer and never get a dent!!!

 

You're in riverside,ca.....what deer??

 

Deer, I live in Idyllwild

 

When 3 people in your auto tech class drive XJs, one with a ZJ and one with a TJ, and on a long 20 minute break the three XJ guys go out to the parking lot to check out your jeeps (all parked in a row)
and then the same thing after class gets out, standing out there talking jeeps for 20 minutes

 

... You have a sneaking suspicion that the only thing holding your windshield to your jeep is the wipers...

 

lol!! Thats funny!!

 

YKYDAXJW you dont have funds to lift her but you still love every moment driving and working on her. YKYDAXJW by owning one you learned how to diagnose standard vehicle issue and how to fix em too

 

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