New "you know you drive an xj when"
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Joined: Sep 2010
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From: Mercer County, NJ
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L I6 HO
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 322
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From: Sierra Vista AZ
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Probably been posted already but...
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 322
Likes: 0
From: Sierra Vista AZ
Year: 1990
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0
Probably been posted already but...
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
When you cant drive your XJ to Church or to a Job Interview because you might get your outfit dirty when getting in and out of your vehicle.
When you constantly monitor your MPG and tell yourself I can travel "X" amount of miles on "X" amount of gallons because your Gas Gauge is inop when it goes past 1/2 tank
When you keep your XJ dirty because it helps keep people from leaning up against it when your hanging out at the the burger joint on Friday Night
You keep your XJ dirty because it helps hide the "Arizona" (or enter your state here) pinstripes from wheeling in the woods.
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 258
Likes: 0
From: Volcano, HI
Year: 1992
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0L HO
... You end your wedding reception and go to leave with your bride only to find out you left your lights on and so your battery is dead!
...You roll up to a fancy resort with your new bride and the valet attendant promises he won't steal your quarters.
... You find new scratches on your door from uncareful tourists wonder how much they will pay the rental company for the dents your door put on their rental.
...You roll up to a fancy resort with your new bride and the valet attendant promises he won't steal your quarters.
... You find new scratches on your door from uncareful tourists wonder how much they will pay the rental company for the dents your door put on their rental.
when you crank the radio as to drown out the knock........... 
when people behind you on the trail say your **** sounds like a tractor and makes all sorts of weird noises.......

when people behind you on the trail say your **** sounds like a tractor and makes all sorts of weird noises.......
When you fill up with gas, calculate mileage...17mpg all city mostly stop and go and driving hard? no way, recalculate it five times before you believe it.
I recommend to everyone a Neon injector swap combined with a 99+ style intake manifold
I recommend to everyone a Neon injector swap combined with a 99+ style intake manifold


