Ok. Let's just make sure we are all on the same page, here. When I refer to rice, you might initially think of those little grains the Asians are so fond of. However, I am instead referring to one very specific and unique piece of rice. It is red and yellow and is the most riced piece of rice in all the land.. More details of this rice, they chanted!
Well, as mentioned, it's half red and half yellow, the two colors meet at a jagged shred that spans the length of it. It has a fancy body kit that is topped off nicely by it's big ol rims and rubber bands of tires. however, the wing is all of what looks like no more than an inch and a half off the body.. Surprisingly low for a ricer. But I suppose that being mounted where it is, if it where an taller, it would obstruct your view of the road. That's right.. It was a spoiler on the back of the hood, right in front of w/w's... And yes, it also had a Shopping cart wing out back.
But with all those super classy looks, there is no way it doesn't go really really fast, right? They asked..
Well, you would think so.. I mean ferraris look super classy and they go really really fast.. So looks = speed... Apparently not. Hahahahahahaha.... He tried to pull once, from 40 mph. That didn't work. He tried to floor it on the next hill, but still no success. Then it was my jeeps turn. I wonder if the rice didn't realize we were racing cause I passed with ease. Then when he realized what was happening, it was time for a corner. Well, ok, sitting so low, this little piece of rice obviously had me... So that's why I'm still perplexed as to why I could do 95 out of it and leave that piece of **** in the dust...
Then there was the roundabout construction. Haha, bumpy roads are a jeeps speciality. And on it went.. I passed a car on a hill, he couldn't.. I had had my fill at this point and we were back in civilization so it was time to call it a win... That's my story. Hope it wasn't too long... Oh and the rice was a celica GT... Newer style..

 

RICE! pictures?

 

Delivered.

 

Haha! Nice.. I didn't think to get my iPod cam out... I was pretty into killin this thing.. A bit reckless, even. But my douche-dar was goin off like crazy.. Its kinda like a hot wheels, if that helps!!
Idk, I used to have a del sol all riced out. Body kit, rims, wing... But I stripped it all off, threw stock wheels back on, pulled the a pillar cluster and the 5" tach out. Kept it wingless, left euro lights and fart cannon on. Eventually I pulled the dash and all plastic out that wasn't important and pass seat became optional. It had Acos, so that was nice. It was like a go cart... Gotta love no roof

 

Some people are into more flash than dash, when it comes to my "ricer" I wouldn't want to hurt my Cherokees feelings, or perform any unplanned body mods.

 

I don't get why you all bash so much on them. To each is there own. It's there car they can do what they want. I mean I do realize that some things are just ridiculous on there cars like a foot tall wing on the back, a exhaust that sounds like a 3 year old whining, and then when they don't even get there car above 65.

 

Best time in my AWD Eclipse as 11.03@135 in the quarter mile.

Try that with your lifted 4.0 XJ.

 

 

I said rice, not race!! And it sounds like you had a racer.. Eclipse' are sweet. Pre '00 my fav. That and the 97 ish 22B subby...
NOW.. if I had attempted to pass the red and yellow rice bucket, and he suddenly left my stupid *** and a cloud of gas fumes and turbo dump, then trust me, this post would have been yet another turbo install thread.. Just for you gee oh dee! haha.. Jk

Edit- been on you tube. Just watched, granted not lifted, a jeep xj run a sub 10 1/4.... Like I said, not lifted, but damn!!

 

With a 4.0?

 

My class just looked at me weird because I just laughed loudly after seeing this reply.

 

if its the video i think it is, titled worlds fastest cherokee or something or other like that then that xj has a big block in it.