Its 115 F in my plasma booth today. bout every 30min I hose myself off and stand in our walk in for a few min lol

 

yes. not looking forward to being at work with long polyester pants, and polyester shirt....ughh

 

Must be hard working at Chippendales....

 

Its nice that my Jeep's A/C works perfectly. Oh...and i have a pool. Getting in as soon as i get my hairs cut. I cant stand long hair in this heat.

Im off today. Besides, I sit in an air conditioned office half the day anyway.

Lolll

 

Sweet vid

 

(Tow truck loading up Jeep)

Idiot: So, you're having your Jeep towed?

Me: Yea, using AAA for a free tow.

Idiot: Should of called my friend. He would of towed it anywhere for you if you paid him enough.

Me: AAA, free tow...

Idiot: Yea, he towed me home from Annapolis, only charged me $100

Me: It's too hot for this.

 

yea

 

what happened to the jeep man

 

Hit a wall at 50 mph.

 

Being towed to Olivers to fix the axle mounts for the LCAs. Hit a pothole while driving wifes Jeep, and axle mount sheared off

 

You have a knack for meeting the most retarded ****ers out there. Although I'll give you most tow drivers are utter ****ing morons.

 

Wasn't the tow truck driver, this one was actually decent. Was a random bystander that was out there watching

And I know. You should see some of the ones that text me, lol

 

 

The only time *knocks on wood* that I needed a tow it was for my streetrod. I have a floor shifter in it which looks like it should be for a manual but its an auto. Guy is pulling it on the roll back...

Tow guy: " nice truck, shame its broken"

Me: "yeah sheared the dowel pin on the distributor gear and sheared the teeth off of it."

Tow guy: "If you know whas wrong with it, why dont you fix it?"

Me: " I will once I get the parts and get all the metal out of the oil pan, I dont carry a spare gear with me"

Tow guy: " oh, well ok then, *looks in truck* go ahead and put the parking brake on"

Me: "Doesn't have one, Ill put it in park after you strap it down, dont want to have to replace a parking paw also"

Tow guy: " this has a 4 speed in it, there is no park"

Me: "Nah its a 3 speed auto, C4 to be exact"

Tow guy: " Its a 4 speed dude, trust me"

Me: "Not to discredit you or anything but do you really think you know my truck better than me? Also typically manual transmissions work better when they have a clutch. You see three pedals?"

Tow guy: "ok smartass, just get in the truck"

 

Or the ones I work with....

got a guy named Johnnie that thought this other guy Jesse was bull ****ting because he said he was driving to Florida. Johnnie told us he is smarter than we all think he is, he knows Florida is an island and you have to fly or take a boat to get there